Friday, February 03, 2006

ANGEL reviews eps 1.17 thru 1.22

Angel ep 1.17 "Eternity"

Trapped with no chance of escape, Wesley and Angel just have to
"tough-it-out" where they are. They live through the experience and join
up with Cordelia on the footpath outside.

Ever watchful, Angel notices a car down the road acting suspicious-like.
As the car accelerates and attempts to run down a young woman, Angel runs
across the road and snatches her from the jaws of death. Her name's Rebecca
Lowell. The young but rapidly fading tv action series heroine star,
"Raven", immediately goes all googly-eyed over Angel. Cordy's going gaga
over meeting a real Hollywood celebrity.

The next morning Rebecca stops by Angel's office. She wants him to find
out who's been stalking and threatening her. Angel refuses to take the
case though, and tells her to go through police channels.

That evening Rebecca hosts a soire' at her place. Shortly after the last
of the guests have filtered away, Angel runs in through a closed window and
nabs a big bloke in a black balaclava mask. Tussle ensues and big bloke
legs it. As Rebecca helps Angel out from under a stack of toppled
furniture, she notices he has no reflection in the large wall-mirror.
Angel slips out of sight before the LAPD get there. After the cops are
gone, Angel shows his face again. He doesn't actually tell Rebecca much,
she's already guessed much of his story. She's not frightened of him at
all, just fascinated and intrigued.

After hearing that Angel spent the night at Rebecca's, Cordelia goes over
there in the morning, and at first, stands outside on the sunny patio, not
knowing whether Angel or Angelus would be in.

Deciding on the option, that does not involve going outside and bursting
into flames, Angel hangs 'round Rebecca's all day. That evening she
furnishes him with a suit and he accompanies her to a premiere. Sneaking
out of the showing early, via a back exit, they're shot at by some dude in
an alleyway. Angel slaps the guy 'round a bit. Rebecca though has
recognised this stalker. He's a stuntman.. Apparently he's been employed
by her publicity manager in a bid to boost her flagging career.

The next day Rebecca calls Cordelia and invites her out to do lunch. 'Bec
spends all day pumping Cordy for information on Angel.

That evening, Rebecca shows up at Angel's apartment with a bottle of wine.
Unbeknownst to Angel, she slips something in his drink.

Meanwhile Cordelia's realised the implications of detailing to Rebecca the
exact specific details on how somebody becomes turned into a vampire.
Frantic she calls in Wesley.

Under a mixture of wine and drugs, Angel's feeling pretty cruise-y.
'Becca's beggin' to be brought across. Angel refuses and roughs her up a
bit instead, to teach her a lesson. Then Angelus shows his face. Angelus
knocks her 'round a lot and terrorises her for awhile, before Rebecca
manages to make it upstairs and into the arms of Cordy and Wes.

A fight ensues (of course !), but it's Cordelia's acting skills that
ultimately help save the day.

Review by Catherine Jemma 19 June y2k

Here 't is boss !

Angel ep 1.18 "Five by Five"

Bunch o' demons burning surplus bodyparts in an old drum, under a freeway
overpass.. They give chase to some unsuspecting human who happens by..
Said human's about to become demon-tucker when Angel and Wesley zoom to the
rescue.

Faith's been "Ridin' the Dog". She gets off in LA with not much more than
a tee shirt/jeans and a small bag. Some sleazebag guy approaches her, just
outside the Greyhound bus depot (he's obviously pimping new arrivals and
runaway girls) Said guy starts giving Faith his usual spiel. She gives
him, well a bit of what Faith usually gives.. He takes a nap in an
alleyway while giving her his wallet (stuffed with cash) his warm jacket
and the keys to his apartment. (Oh ya gotta love 'er, eh ?)

Flashback scene: Angelus' dame (=sire), has brought him a wee present.
It's a young peasant girl, all tied up and helpless like, awaiting his
advances. The dame watches on with glee as Angelus engages in a session of
cunnifangus.

Back at Angel's office, he's trying to talk the guy into doing the right
thing (he's s'posed to be testifying in a courtcase involving our good ol'
buddies down there at Wolfram and Hart). Faith's dancing up a storm, er
well fighting up one, in a nightclub. Later the guys at W and H oh
dear,are right pissed about Angel's intervention and decide to hire Faith,
to do a bit of vampire slaying on their behalf.

Flashback scene: Dame arrives home to find Angelus going cuckoo. She
twigs he's now got a soul and chucks him out onto the street. (So begins
his 100 years as a homeless beggar, feeding mainly on rats)..

Faith scores a ride in a limo, to the offices of W and H. There she's
offerred the contract for a hit.. The dude she's to whack ? Angel of
course. She accepts the job with relish. Her first attempt fails when
Angel's able to catch the crossbow bolt in mid-flight. Later she stops by
Angel's office just to shoot him and stir the pot a bit.

Angel suits up and sneaks into W+H's office building. He's just started to
rifle through some drawers in an office when he's discovered.
Unpleasantries are exchanged and Angel beats a hasty retreat before more
security arrives.

Cordelia arrives home but they (her and Wes) have trouble entering because
phantom-Dennis keeps slamming the front door shut in her face. Eventually
getting inside, Cordy gets a spanking and Wesley gets knocked out cold, by
Faith, who'd been hiding within.

Angel arrives and helps Cordy up off the floor, but Wesley's gone. Faith's
carried him off to "her" apartment where she's torturing the tripe out of
him.

Cordy and Angel suss out where Faith might be. Angel smashes the door into
kindling and bursts into the apartment (un-invited ! How ? Uh-oh,
scriptwriters error maybe).

After trashing the apartment, Angel takes the fight outside by running them
both through a large window, several stories up. In the street outside the
apartment, the fight sort of weirds out, like totally.

Review by Catherine Jemma 11 June y2k


Angel ep 1.19 "Sanctuary"

After the big fight with Angel, Faith's like a walking zombie. Angel takes
her back to his place and puts her in his bed.

The next morning, upstairs in the office, Wesley and Cordelia are spittin'
chips that Faith's downstairs being pampered by Angel and plied with
pastries. Harsh words are exchanged and both Wes and Cordy bugger off.

'Apartment being smashed up, has attracted the attention of the local
constabulary. (Detective) Kate (Lockley) cruises by to scope out the
scene.

The guys 'n' dolls at Wolfram and Hart are right crinkly-mouthed that their
paid assassin is now rooming with the target. Wesley's enjoying a quiet
ale, down at 'is local, when he's approached by three toughguys from The
Watcher's Council's elite Special Unit.

Faith's now well enough to walk. So she's well enough to do a runner (from
Angel's). He talks her into staying for a bit longer, and commences
counselling her.

W + H Uh-Oh have hired the biggest baddest demon around to waste Faith.
Meanwhile The Watcher's Council approach is to get Wesley to slip Faith a
sedative, before they bust in and collect her.

Demon fellow drops in. Fight ensues. Faith guts him with a kitchen knife
but then freaks out bigtime when she sees her hands covered in blood.
Angel's comforting her when Buffy walks in on them (apparently, from her
point of view, locked in a passionate embrace).

Harsh words are exchanged. Buffy and AAngel smack each other 'round the
chops. Faith runs upstairs but is intercepted by Wesley who's just coming
in the front door, with his trusty syringe.

The lawyers are thoroughly jacked off that their demon fell over dead so
bloomin' quickly, and without even killing anyone first. They decide on a
completely different plan of attack.

Wesley though has been only pretending to go along with The Watcher's
Council plan. He and ngel go to check if the sewers are clear for an
escape. Faith meanwhile has legged it to the rooftop. Buffy chases after
her.

Sleazebag lawyer stops by the copshop and drops Angel in it with Kate, re:
his harbouring of Faith.

On the rooftop, Faith and B are having a bitchfest when they're interupted
by a Watcher's Council guy. "Now He Has A Machine Gun". The
fertiliser finds the fan when a helicoptor pops up and starts making a
nuisance of itself. Downstairs things ain't much better, as another
Watcher's Council dude has got Angel and Wesley bailed up. Angel makes it
to the rooftop and tackles the helicoptor (probably not a good move,
really). By then, Faith's done a runner anyway, and is nowhere to be seen.


The 'coptor lands right in front of 40 billion police cars and Kate drags
Angel off into custody. Kate's spewin', and she's all set to place Angel
in a cell with a nice bright sunny outlook. Then she notices, they all
notice, Faith sitting at a detective's desk. She's come in of her own
volition and offers to make a confession.

Later, Angel and Buffy have a monster bitchfest. "L.A.'s my town. Get out
and stay out" sorta thing. Buffy then storms out.

Review by Catherine Jemma 14 June y2k

With this review, the only one you're short is Buffy 4.17 Superstar, which
will come in the next few days.

My USA source has advised me that my, earlier delayed, video of Buff/Angel
4.21, 4.22, 1.21, 1.22 is currently winging it's way to me

Angel ep 1.20 "War Zone"

A trio of The Fanged Ones chase some streetsister, and have just got her
bailed up in a dead end alley when her blood bro's show up with sharpened
stakes at the ready.

The Angel Team are at some Hollywood party being hosted by a billionaire
computer nerd. David's being blackmailed. He'd used the services of a
brothel, staffed by exotic demon beauties. He needs Angel to get the
photo's they've got of him getting it on big-time, with some non-human
females.

Meanwhile the streetgang, backed-up by their customised-for-vampire-slaying
pick-up truck, have rescued their girl (Alana) but taken some casualties
and returned to their ghetto hide-out.

Angel's followed a lead he's got from the brothel. He tracks down the guy
with the photo's and hassles him in a dark street. The bloke, reluctantly
agrees to return to the same spot in 24 hours with the photo's. What
neither of them see is they're being spied upon by the streetgang. Seeing
Angel all fangy and apparently ready to bite, they of course peg him as the
bad guy in the equation.

The next night Angel meets the guy back at the same spot. But Mr Badguy
has brought with him a big strong demon dude as his muscle-bound back-up.
Angel has only just bested the demon (as the man ran off) when he takes a
harpoon-stake through the chest. Our friendly neighbourhood streetgang
have just turned up on the scene and Angel's taking heavy fire from them in
their "Technical".

Angel gets chased into an old warehouse. It's been pre-rigged with all
sorts of booby-traps specifically designed to dust vamps. During the fight
Angel grabs streetsis Alana and is holding her hostage-like. Outnumbered
ten to one, Angel releases her unharmed, but a second later, a crossbow
bolt is accidentally fired off. The girl'd be dead if not for Angel
deliberately taking the bolt. Angel says some nice things. The gang
leader says some nasty things, but then lets Angel go, anyway.

After getting Cordy to patch up his extra holes, Angel goes in search of
the nearby vampire nest. Wes is given the task of locating the
streetgang's hide-out.

(In broad daylight) a co-ordinated attack by the vampires, on the
streetgang, sees them capture several of the young humans. The gang leader
gets to see a pair of vamps chow down on his own sister, Alana.

Angel finds out where the streetgang are living and offers to help them in
their efforts to clear the vampire nest. But they don't want his help and
imprison him in an old meatlocker. Despite his best efforts he's stuck
there until Wes and Cordy find him and let him out.

The gang leader's found his sister. However Alana's been turned. He dusts
her as they embrace. Angel's arrived by then, and the rest of the vampire
nest too. Angel makes with the menacing get-outta-Dodge speech to the
vampires. The crowd breaks up. The vamps to clear out of L.A. and the
streetgang to return to their ghetto hideout.

Later Angel meets up with the gangleader for a talk. They agree to keep
each others details on file, sort of.

Review by Catherine Jemma 19 June y2k


Angel ep 1.21 "Blind Date"

Angel's 'round the back of a warehouse dusting the vamps. Afterwards,
rounding a corner to investigate a noise, he finds a dying man. Suddenly
Angel's set upon by a blind woman. She fair boxes his ears and then throws
him through a wall. By the time Angel's recovered his senses, she's long
gone.

It turns out that the blind woman's well known to the legal system. The
next day, in court, Angel pulls a bit of a stunt, that proves that although
she's totally blind, she can actually see very well (somehow). Her legal
representatives (from Wolfram and Hart) ARE NOT happy little coconuts with
Angel's interference ('though they still succeed in getting her off on all
the outstanding charges anyway).

Angel's left spitting the dummy that 'blind-assassin-lady' has once again
walked free from a court trial.

Lindsey, (the sleazebag young male lawyer from Wolf-n-Heartless)visits
Angel's office. He says he wants 'out' of W+H. He's there to spill the
beans on Vanessa Brewer's (the blind assassin) next job. A hit on several
children. Before he leaves, Lindsey provides drawings of the Wolfram and
Hart office block complex's, basement vault area. (There, Angel will be
able to get computer discs with more specific info on the assassins next
assignment.)

Angel's being all subterranean-like, meanwhile Lindsey distracts the
security chief for a moment and it's all synchronised with Angel's friendly
streetgang causing a right ruckus in the groundfloor entrance foyer.

Angel slips into the high security vault un-detected and pockets a right
handful of computer discs. He's on the way out when his eye is drawn to a
collection of ancient artifacts. He picks up a scroll, and every alarm in
the place goes off. Angel just barely makes it out, and away, back down
through the sewers.

Lindsey was all set to do a runner from the office building, when the whole
place gets locked down and a security sweep using mind-readers takes place.
Lindsey's laying square eggs but he seems to pass their tests. However
the management know what he's been upto. He's given a severe talking-to by
his boss (but is otherwise un-harmed) and a few days off work to decide
which team he wants to be on.

Cordelia's got information about Vanessa Brewer's next job from the
computer discs. The hit is to be on three, blind see-er children. Lindsey
has turned up back at Angel's office. He and Angel go to where the
children are staying, arriving there just moments after
psycho-assassin-chick does.

Angel figures out how to remain invisible to her de-facto sight, and
eventually he bests her in a bitter battle, while Lindsey helps rescue the
children.

Later back at Angel's office, Wesley's translated a part of the scroll that
Angel had also snatched from the vault. It contains prophecy regarding the
three see-er children, and an (un-named) vampire with a soul.

Lindsey returns to the W+H offices, ostensibly to return the computer discs
Angel nicked earlier. His supervisor again gives him a severe talking to,
before offering him a huge promotion and a big step up the corporate
ladder.

Review by Catherine Jemma 3 July y2k

Angel ep 1.22 "To Shanshu in L.A."

Wesley's still working on translating the scroll. Cordy's checkin' out the
morning paper and notices a write-up about Lindsey's big promotion. Angel
senses someone sneaking into his offices. He investigates, but it's just
David the billionaire computer nerd. Nothing's wrong, he's just dropped
'round for a bit to hang out with them. Meanwhile over at Wolfram and
Hart, the guys and ghouls have been busy summoning up some ancient
Underworld Warrior demonic dude.

Cordelia has a vision and Angel goes off to check things out. Underworld
Warrior dude is most dis-pleased that the scroll is now in Angel's
possession. He and a couple of his yobbo mates go off to retrieve it.

Angel's killed the Slime Demon and rescued the Damsel in Distress, just as
(Detective) Kate (Lockley) arrives on-scene. Angel barely gets a chance to
say nice things. Kate spits out mouthfuls of venom, before turning her
back on him and walking off.

Wesley's study of the scroll so far, does not bode well for The Vampire
with a Soul. He goes off to scout the rare bookshops for texts to help in
the translation. Cordy kicks Angel out of the house and sends him down the
road for oranges, sorry that should be, to see The Oracles.

Underworld Warrior guy has somehow managed to cross The Thresh-hold and
confronts The Oracles right in their temple. They are NOT happy to see him
and give him his marching orders.

Cordelia's gone out to a street market seeking a gift for Angel. She buys
for him, a complete set of art supplies. Nasty Warrior guy walks past her
and brushes against her hand. Moments later she crumples to the ground in
a screaming heap, as she enters a state of being continuously experiencing
visions, non-stop.

Angel locks the scroll in his weapons cupboard and rushes off to check on
Cordelia at the hospital. Once there though, there's nothing useful he can
do for her. Nasty warrior guy busts the cupboard and nicks the scroll.
Wesley gets back from the bookshop, he immediately notices that Angel's
weapons cupboard has been broken into, and investigates just as Angel's
parking up outside. Angel's office building suffers from a nasty attack
of "bomb exploding", Angel searches the wreckage and drags out Wes'
unconscious form. Kate swings by just to spit a bit more venom at Angel.

Angel's right pissed. His two assistants now both lie comatose in hospital
beds. Seeking guidance, he goes to The Temple of The Oracles, but finds
their butchered bodies lying slain upon the floor.

A convoy of vehicles, including a large truck, leaves W+H office tower
complex. Angel sneaks along on their tail. At a secret location the
Underworld Warrior's reading from the scroll when Angel bursts in and
interupts proceedings. Angel and the Warrior slug it out, while Lindsey
continues on with the reading.

Some swirly magic sorta thing starts happening to the big wooden crate in
the middle of the floor, the five vampires chained around it becoming
dusted in the process. Heavines from W+H spirit the crate away as Angel
and the warrior continue their battle. After defeating the warrior, Angel
forces Lindsey to un-hand the scroll.

A rapidly recovering Wesley, recites a resuscitation spell from the scroll
which cures Cordy, and returns her to consciousness.

Sometime later, The Good Guys are having a pow-wow. Wesley's got a bit
more out of his translation of the scroll. There's some good news for
Angel prophesised, although not due until some far off future date. They
are very concerned though, still having absolutely no idea what denizen of
hell was raised by the W+H magic-show and spirited off in the large wooden
crate.

The crate in question, is safely esconced within the high security
underground vault at the Wolfram and Hart office complex. They've gone to
a lot of work and a lot of aggravation to achieve this. To bring a dead
entity back from hell itself.

Within the crate, Angel's sire slowly recovers strength.

Review by Catherine Jemma 11 July y2k

BUFFY reviews eps 4.17 thru 4.22

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Buffy ep 4.17 "Superstar"

Buffy and the scoobys come across a whole nest of vampires engaged in a
feeding frenzy. Clearly for this job they need some specialist back-up.
They visit a huge luxury manor-house to speak to the big guy there.

Johnathon Levinson (hey wasn't he the 3 feet tall woos who Buffy saved from
suiciding in the school belltower in ep 3.18 "Earshot" ?) helps plan the
attack on the crypt where the vampires are chowing down. Wonder Johnathon
(assisted by his Fluffy Battle Kittens) slays all the vamps, before he
poses for a brief photo opp, outside the crypt.

Buff's in need of a pep-talk. Sitting at a small table in a cafe', she's
tending on Johnathon as he has a bowl of coffee. They're constantly
interrupted by young women wanting Johnathon's autograph.

There's a new colonel in charge of The Initiative. Johnathon's on staff
too, as a "technical consultant".

A young woman, (Karen) is doing the peeping-tom thing outside Johnathon's
manor-house. A monster jumps out and menaces her, but she manages to
escape its clutches and run away.

Johnathon gives Riley some pointers on his sex-life, (before doing some
target shooting blindfolded and then going onto The Bronze to do a stint as
lead singer).

Karen seeks out Johnathon's help. From her description, he says he
recognises its type as comparatively harmless.

Adam's in his lair plunking away at his computer keyboard. His assistant
is a vampire, to whom all seems ok. However Adam says that some unstable
magic is present and that he can feel inside that the world is just plain
"wrong".

Tara's attacked by the "harmless" monster. She survives by locking herself
in a storage cupboard, but is severely traumatised.

Buffy's getting suspicious about Johnathon. She quizzes Anya on the
possibility of spells creating all pervasive alternative universes. Buff
tells the scooby's about her concerns.

Johnathon arrives at the scooby meeting and reluctantly agrees to lead
Buffy on a patrol seeking the monster. In the cemetary they run across
Spike. He makes with creepy small-talk, but eventually gives them some
information when Buffy threatens to sic Johnathon on him.

At Giles', the rest of the scoobygang are researching books. They discover
that Johnathon has performed an augmentation spell (the monster being a
negative side-effect).

Checking out a cave, Buffy and Johnathon are attacked by the monster.
Johnathon risks his own life, helping Buffy to defeat the monster.

With the death of the monster, the spell is broken and the world returns to
normal. People have only fading memories of the alternative universe,
Johnathon's spell had created.

Buffy gives Johnathon a severe talking-to. (I think the nett result being
that they're both the better for it).

Review by Catherine Jemma 23 June y2k


Here is the first of two reviews, done in time for you to webpage them
before the eps air.

For the time being I have skipped over eps 4.17 and 1.17, I'll catch up on
those later. Over the next week I'll also send the reviews for eps 4.19
and 4.20 and 1.19 and 1...20. I'll do the 17 eps reviews then.

Note that compared to season one and two eps, Buffy has slowly become "more
adult" oriented including more sexually open. I have tried to keep my
reviews "decent" without losing the effect of the episodes. I trust that
given the context they're in, you won't feel it necessary to change
anything before uploading them. However you have my permission to
reasonably edit these reviews, if you feel you absolutely have to.

Buffy ep 4.18 "Where the wild things are"

After a heavy night's slaying, Buffy and Riley are left feeling downright
frisky Afterwards they head on back to Riley's room at his frat-house.
The relationship between Xander and Anya is turning icy. Demons and
vampires have been working together lately and the scooby gang reckon it's
probably Adam's influence.

The frat-house is ice-cold, even though the heating plant's on and the
fireplace is roaring. Buffy and Riley are upstairs, flat-out, generating
some excess heat of their own.

Spike way-lays Anya in a dark street, he tries to scare/mug her. She's not
intimidated (but they do end up out on a date together).

Things are getting a bit weird at the frat-house.. Some kind of sexual
energy is impregnating the place. Anya turns up at the frat-house party
with Spike in tow. Xander takes part in a game of 'spin-the-bottle', which
rapidly spins out of control. While in the bathroom, Willow rescues a
drowning boy from the bath-tub, but he disappears in her arms as she grabs
hold of him..

Willow/Tara/Xander seek out Buffy, but Rileys room door is suddenly
overgrown with ivy and roots. An 'earthquake' scares the partygoers
(including the scoobygang) outside. The scooby's seek out Giles' counsel..

Willow's research turns up that the house was formerly used as an orphanage
for disadvantaged kids. They seek out the (now retired) house-mistress.
Apparently a harmless old lady, it transpires her hard-line religious zeal
and rein of sexual repression is at the root of the problems at the
frat-house.

The scoobygang splits into two teams. Willow/Tara/Giles use witchcraft
while Xander and Anya go the brute force way. Eventually their combined
efforts prevail, much to Buff and Rile's consternation.

Review by Catherine Jemma 12 June y2k

I have done 2 reviews but'll only have time to type one in today

Buffy ep 4.19 "New Moon Rising"

The scoobygang (including Tara) have all met at Giles'. There's not much
to report though. As the meeting's breaking up Oz arrives He says "Hi !"
Makes arrangements to meet Willow later that night, and leaves.

Later, while Buffy and Riley are out patrolling together, it comes up in
conversation that Oz is a werewolf Oz stops by Willow's dorm-room and they
go outside for an evening walk. The light of a full moon shines down upon
them. Now that he's got "The Wolf" under control, Oz wants to re-establish
his relationship with Willow. They return to Willow's room, "just to
talk". No, really. They just sit and talk right through the night until
morning comes. Just then Tara stops by. As shy as ever, she does a runner
when she sees Oz in the room.

Buffy and Riley are just getting up (arguing with each other about what
constitutes "evil") when Forrester enters Riley's room with an urgent
message. During the night things went pear-shaped for one of the teams.
One of Riley's soldierboy buddies was killed and another was seriously
wounded. Riley rushes off to help nab whatever monster may've been
responsible.

Buffy returns to her dorm-room. Willow tells her about the all night
talk-fest with non-wolfy-Oz. She hints that things with Oz might not work
out "because of Tara, it's complicated". The penny finally drops with
Buffy, as to why Willow and Tara have been hanging out together so much
lately. Buff's right freaked out at first, but after a few moments, she's
ok with it.

Adam visits Spike in his crypt. A deal is struck between them Willow
visits Tara in her dorm-room. Comforting words become a hug that......

Later in the corridor Oz smells out Willow. He calls out to her, but it's
actually Tara. During the conversation that ensues, he twigs as to why
Tara smells like Willow Losing his mental control he gives a warning to
Tara just as he starts to wolf out. Tara's rescued when a bunch of
Initiative-ates bag and tag wolfy and drag him away. The scooby's
rendezvous at Giles' to try to work out a plan to rescue Oz.

Meanwhile Oz-wolf is in a cage at the Initiative's underground complex.
Riley's about to put a bullet in his head, when he human's-out just in
time. This isn't all good news though, as the sickos in lab-coats chain Oz
to an examination table and experiment with torturing him.

Spike turns up at Giles', offering to lead the scoobys into the lab via a
secret back entrance. Meanwhile Riley's helping Oz to escape when they're
both caught. Riley's chucked in the brig by the new base commander.. A
real hardline 'career' soldier. While Giles and Anya sabotage the
electricity supply to the college campus area (including The Initiative),
Buffy takes the new base commander hostage. The scooby's, Spike, Riley and
Oz escape The Initiative's underground complex. Riley punching his boss'
lights out, just as he leaves.

The group splits up. Riley and Buffy and a bunch of camping gear are
esconced in the burnt out remains of the old Sunnydale High school.

Oz and Willow have a heart to heart talk, and a long hug, before he drives
off in his van (again !). Willow goes on to Tara's room. The electric's
still out, and Tara's sitting in the dark. Willow offers her candle.. Tara
though reckons the light it provides is surplus to their requirements and
gently blows it out.


Review by Catherine Jemma 13 June y2k

Buffy ep 4.20 The Yoko Factor

The soldierman Head Honcho at The Initiative is on videophone with
white-hairedold fogey type in Washington. They want their missing
"prototype" back, and Riley as well.

Spike's at Adam's place. They're having a heart(less) to heart(less) talk.
The plan they hatch is to seperate the slayer from her support. Or more
exactly, Spike's plan is that they'll seperate themselves from each other.

Xander stops by the old Sunnydale High School and drops off some supplies
to Riley. While there he lets slip some info on Angel that Buffy had
"forgotten" to tell Riley, when they had their big honesty chat earlier.

Spike turns up at Giles' again. He claims he wants to make a deal
regarding some of Professor Maggie Walsh's research info, that Spike claims
he can steal from The Initiative. But Giles' word isn't good enough for
him, the deal's got to be directly with The Slayer.

Riley visits Buffy in her room. She's just got back from visiting Angel in
L.A. (Refer to ep A 1.19) After exchanging just a few words each way, he
leaves.

Xander and Anya deliver some army style clothes to Spike. Spike sows the
seeds of discontent between them by dropping a mention of Xander's plans to
leave Anya and sign up for the army. It's all lies of course, but Anya
doesn't know that.

On daytine patrol, Buffy runs across Forrester (the black soldierguy from
Rileys team). They're checking out a cave in the woods together when
they're surprised by Adam. Their electrical blaster guns are totally
in-effective against him. He dis-arms them both and kills Forrester.
Buffy barely escapes from the cave with her live, running away through the
woods, she slips and hits her head on a rock, knocking her out cold for
several hours.

Spike turns up at Giles' and hands over some computer discs, supposedly
Prof Walsh's research data, he's stolen from The Initiative. While there,
Spike slips in a few carefully contrived comments. More seeds of
dis-content. This time between Willow/Tara and the rest of the scoobygang.


Riley's been monitoring Initiative radio-traffic, from his hidey-hole in
the ruins of Sunnydale High. He rushes off to help, when he hears a couple
of his old mates calling a "May-Day". In an alleyway Riley runs across
Angel and testosterone goes bigtime for a bit. They break off their fight
and run off (seperately) into the night, as a truckload of Initiative-ates
turn up.

After regaining consciousness in the woods, Buffy's just got back to her
dorm-room, after her run-in with Adam. (And she's looking a wee bit
second-hand, too). Angel turns up, followed a few moments later by Riley.
Angel apologises to Buffy for the way he treated her in L.A. and leaves.

The scoobygang's all at Giles'. Willow's laptop's having no luck reading
the encrypted computer discs Spike supplied. Giles meanwhile is as drunk
as a skunk. Tempers flare and harsh words are said all 'round. A huge
argument erupts and Buffy walks out.

Spike's plan has worked a treat. The lies/seeds of discontent he's sown
have blossomed. The scoobygang's splintered and Buffy's on her own with no
support or back-up.

Meanwhile Riley visits Adam in his secret hide-out (How ? Why ?)

........."TO BE CONTINUED"

Review by Catherine Jemma 13 June y2k

Golly aren't you just the cleverest little cookie. Doing it all the hard
old fashioned HTML way.

Usually I prefer older more manual ways of doing things, eg I far far
prefer manual gearbox to automatic. I do love these auto breadmakers
though. I've had one since 1991. I'm on my third, I have worn out the two
before. When I make bread the old fashioned way it takes me half the day
and comes out fit for chookfood ! Thank goodness for some automatic
things.

Buffy ep 4.21 "Primevil"

Buffy checks out the old SHS, but Riley's no longer in his abode of post
apocalypse splendour. He's in Adam's batcave and Adam's giving him the
"We're both Maggie's children" peptalk.

Spike drops by begging for his promised chipectomy, but is sent away by
Adam to put the finishing touches to his plan. He has to ensure that Buffy
actually gains entry into The Initiative.

Will' and Tara call at Giles' to collect Willow's computer and the
encrypted discs. The girls are like perky little bunnies. Giles is not.

Anya calls on Xander. He's lazing the day away in bed. He reckons he's
just a stupid and useless un-employed bum. Anya comforts him. "Yeah you
are, but I love you anyway".

Buffy, while patrolling some caves alone, discovers Adam's computerised
batcave. But it's deserted. Adam's taken Riley and moved on to a hidden
lab. (Atttached to The Initiative's main base, but with access via its own
secret entrance). On her way out of the caves Buff runs across Spike. He
drops hints that she should chase up Willow re information on the
en-crypted computer discs.

Meanwhile at Tara's, the computer discs are now de-crypted. The scoobys
(excluding Tara and Anya) arrange to meet on campus. A somewhat clumsy
reconciliation ensues. Willow passes on the info she's gained from the
computer discs.

Back at Giles', the 4 core scoobys hatch a plan. After tooling upto the
max, they enter the frat-house by walking in the front-door, and The
Initiative by abseiling down the elevator shaft. At the bottom of the
elevator shaft, they're greeted by gun-toting soldierboys and invited to
become prisoners.

Adam's tapped into The Initiative's security cameras and is not a happy
chappy to see The Slayer asssisted by her band of Slayerettes. Spike's in
danger of losing his head, but manages to escape from Adam and Forrester.

Buffy warns the colonel that Adam's pulling a Trojan Horse job on The
Initiative. The colonel doesn't believe her. Then the main power goes
down, all the security cameras go off-line and the demon containment cells
all open their doors (courtesy of Adam over-riding the system using a
master control computer in the secret lab).

Soldierboys run off to have a shoot-em-up-fest with the escaped demons,
leaving the scoobygang to worm their way through the ensuing carnage.
Buffy discovers a secret panel in the backwall of section 314, and enters
the hidden lab alone. The 3 scoobys remain in the main lab area of 314 and
prepare the magic spell.

Buffy finds Riley paralysed in a chair. He's unable to help her because of
a mirochip wired into his chest. Forrester and Maggie have got Buffy on a
slab and are about to do some un-necessary surgery, but Riley does a
self-chipectomy and staggers to her rescue.

Riley and Forrester go one on one, while next door Adam's bashin' the
bulldust outa Buff. She makes a good start by breaking off his left-hand
bone skewer, but moments later her eyes pop open as wide as saucers when
she's faced with his upgrade, a heavy calibre machine gun and RPG (rocket
propelled grenade) launcher.

The magic spell that Giles/Xander/Willow have been working on kicks in just
in the nick of time. Adam is not happy that the tide seems to be turning
against him. Buffy gives him a wee bit of a spanking before activating an
improvised emergency-power-Adam-down-procedure.

Demon's about to have 3 scoobys for dinner when they're saved by Spike's
timely arrival at the 314 outer lab. Buffy and Riley help out with
mopping-up operations, while the others head for the exits.

Bigwigs at the Pentagon have a talkfest and reckon that the 314 project
wasn't really worth all the aggro involved and decide to call it a day.

Review by Catherine Jemma 28 June y2k

I have just got back from a few days in Perth.

OK yeah I know it means you'll have to do extra work. But....

After making several postings on ngs, and a personal email to a contact, I
have now substantially changed the final paragraph of the review for the
season finale ep of Buffy

As this might well be consiidered a milestone ep, I would ask you, if it's
not t-o-o much trouble to replace the review submitted earlier with this
one.

I also put in a bit extra about the writing on Tara's back. The segment in
brackets is the new bit

This morning I also did the review for Angel 1.21 which will be sent as a
seperate email

The original review is below this. My computer has put little arrows at
the start of the original lines. I dunno if this is going to be an extra
hassle for you

Blessed be



----------
> From: Catherine Jemma
> To: Endorwitch/Melpomene
> Subject: Review Buffy ep 4.22 Restless
> Date: Thursday, June 29, 2000 1:12
>
> Well this has been the absolute most difficult review to date.
Difficult,
> time consuming and with the largest amount of handwritten notes.
>
> Note that you can edit out the final paragraph if you think it is not
> appropriate.
>
> I also welcome your opinions on this episode , when you have been able to
> watch a good copy of it
>
> Buffy ep 4.22 "Restless"
>
> The action's all over and now it's time to park one's butt and be putting
> the feet up. At # 1630 Revello, Joyce retires early leaving Giles,
Buffy,
> Willow and Xander to settle in for an all night video and popcorn session
> (to calm their shattered nerves).
>
> After running on andrenalin alone for hours, they flake out within
minutes,
> and are all fast asleep.
>
> WILLOW........is in a room, Tara is lying top-less on the bed (on her
> belly). Willow's painting archaic symbols all over Tara's back (it's
actually Sappho's love hymn to Aphrodite). Muttering
> and murmering to each other, Willow says something like "Are you going to
> tell me your real name?" to which Tara replies "You already know".
>
> Willow leaves the room and in the corridor outside, has a few words with
> Xander and Oz. The schoolbell rings and Willow hurries away to the new
> drama class she's just enrolled in. Backstage however she gets confused
> and flustered as the final preparations are under way. The curtain's due
> to rise any moment on a full house. Harmony Kendall's there (human) in a
> mini-skirted milk-maid's costume. Buffy's there in 1920's party garb and
> with ultra short black hair (I didn't recognise her at first !). Riley's
> there in a cowboy outfit. Giles is there as director and during his
final
> peptalk Harmony vamps up and keeps making annoying pretend attempts to
bite
> him. Willow catches occasional glimpses of something dark scurrying
around
> in the background but always just beyond the limits of her vision.
>
> Later as the play begins on stage, Willow's wandering around backstage
> amongst the folds of the heavy velvet drapes, when she again comes across
> Tara. They exchange a few words. Moments later Tara is gone and some
huge
> claws rip through the curtain right next to Willow. Buffy's there
(blonde
> haired and normal again now) and drags Willow through the drapes to
safety.
> They come out into a regular classroom which is deserted. As they reach
> the front of the room, it suddenly becomes filled with students. The
> 'gang's all there including Anya and Harmony too. Tara and Oz are
(almost)
> making out. Willows about to give a book report when something attacks
> her, throws her to the ground, and seems to cut her heart out using a
> primitive knive. The entire class watches on, totally non-plussed.
>
> XANDER.....leaves off watching the video to go upstairs and pee. Joyce
> intercepts him on the landing and tries to steer him toward her bedroom.
> Xander makes his excuses and goes onto the bathroom. He's about to have
> his wizz, when he notices the room full of Initiatives sorts, observing
him
> and taking notes.On leaving the bathroom he finds himself firstly in his
> basement apartment and then moments later outside in a childrens
playground
> on a bright sunny day. Giles, Buffy and Spike are all there. Buffy's
> playing in the sandpit while Giles and Spike are on the swings.
>
> Xander's driving the ice-cream van talking to Anya (who's sitting beside
> him). Their conversation is interrupted, he turns around to see Willow
and
> Tara in the back of the van (dressed and made up very nicely) making out
> They invite him to join it. Anya takes over the steering. When Xander
> gets to the back of the van though, it opens up into his apartment. He
> leaves his apartment via a lower door which opens out into a school
> corridor.
>
> Xander catches a glimpse of something that seems to be after him, but
it's
> always just at the edge of his vision, and he never gets a clear view of
it
> He runs across Giles and Anya. They have important information for him
> which will help save his life. But suddenly whatever they say, he hears
> only as very rapidly spoken French. In Vietnam Xander runs across
> Principal Snyder. After a moment in Giles' place (and who is that
> bare-backed person with the exposed spine we get a glimpse of ??) Xander
> exits to be first in a school corridor then in Buffy's dorm-room. He's
> getting more and more glimpses of something chasing him and retreats into
> Willow's closet. It opens out into his basement apartment. The upstairs
> door bursts open and his dad's there His dad suddenly turns into some
kind
> of warrior and rips Xander's heart clean out of his chest.
>
> GILES...... is escorting his wife (Olivia) and his daughter (a young
Buffy)
> through the sideshow alley of an amusement park. After stepping into
> Spike's crypt for awhile, he exits it and enters The Bronze Xander's
> sitting, heart-less, on a couch, next to Willow who's warning of dire
> consequences.. Anya's up on stage making a hit as a stand-up comedienne
> Giles gets up on stage and sings for a bit until the sound system goes
u/s
> Giles follows the wiring backstage looking for the fault. There he gets
> accosted by the warrior entity and scalped.
>
> BUFFY.......is almost attacked by the warrior hanging above her dorm-room
> bed. Then she awakens in her own bedroom at home. A moment later she's
> standing by the foot of the bed, (like just after she and Faith made it
> earlier, refer ep 4.15). Tara's there. She offers Buffy a Tarot card
and
> mutters a few mysterious words Buffy leaves the room.
>
> Buffy's in the school corridor when she comes across her mum, trapped,
but
> living happily in the wall. She comes across Riley and a (fully human)
> Adam. The two guys go off to fight escaped demons. Buffy offers them
> weapons but when she opens her hold-all it's full only with mud, which
she
> then proceeds to smear all over her face.
>
> The room opens onto an open desert landscape.. Tara's there. (There
seems
> to be some theme happening here). Tara stands off a little to one side
and
> speaks for the warrior, who is slowly circling Buffy, just a metre or two
> away.. The warrior and Buffy fight it out across the desert sands. The
> fight becomes into Joyce's loungeroom, before fizzling out.
>
> All four scoobys awake, un-injured. Sitting around the dining table with
> hot chocolate a-comin' they talk over their experiences. It seems that
the
> spirit of The First Slayer had come intending to kill them in their
dreams.
> Apparently a consequence of the spell done earlier to invoke The Power
of
> The Slayer.
>
> As Buffy retires upstairs afterwards, Tara's words come back to
> her..........
> "You think you know what's to come.. What you are. You haven't even
> begun".
>
> Review, extra notes.........
> This is the most dificult review I have yet done.. I have heard this
> episode referred to as "One of (if not 'THE') best crafted Buffy
episode to date" I don't doubt it. Many fans will find this ep hard to
understand and confusing. However there's a whole load of allusions to
literary classics hidden in there somewhere. Some more subtle than others.
(Maybe props or people in the background and just barely visible). An
English Literature Professor (retired) listed the following literary
classics as relavent....Heart Of Darkness, The Lion The Witch And The
Wardrobe, The Elder Edda, Mabinogion, Tor Flores, Don Quixote, and
Dante's Inferno. Unfortunately for me. the only one I'm familiar with is
TLTWaTW. If anyone would like to chip in, their sixpence worth, on which
books relate to which scenes in this episode, then feel free. Come on over
to the newsgroup aus.tv.buffy And if you reckon you FULLY UNDERSTAND
this episode, then WE ALL want to hear from you. (Remember to head up your
posting "Spoiler Warning ep B 4.22 Restless") And hey, what's
> with the guy with the cheese ? Or is that just a red herring thrown in
for
> good measure !
>
> Review by Catherine Jemma 29 June y2k
>
>

ANGEL reviews eps 1.09 thru 1.16

Please verify you get this, because I haven't heard from you about the
others yet.

ANGEL ep 1.09 HERO

Cordelia wants to film a tv advert, to boost their customer numbers (and
income) up from the current zero.

Angel's in Super-Sad mode (yeah even more than the usual). Cordy and Doyle
can't understand why, I mean hey he only saw Buffy for 5 minutes eh.
Eventually Angel spills the beans to Doyle about the day that never was.

Doyle has another one of his favourite headsplitting mindnumbing visions.
It concerns some frightened demons, hiding out in fear of their lives.
Angel and Doyle investigate and find a bunch of demons huddled in a cellar
like scaredy little rabbits.

They are in fear of "The Scourge" a bunch of pure breed demons out to kill
all the half-breeds. Angel decides an evacuation is in order and sorts out
some surrepticious shipping for the human half-breeds. Doyle goes out to
round up a youngster who's strayed. He finds the young bloke but they get
caught out in the street by the "SS" style demon army, who are out havin' a
grand ol' time killin' all the half-breeds they come across.

Angel turns up and fakes killing Doyle, this gives Angel an "in" into the
demon army. At the pre killing-spree pep-talk, Angel sees the trial of a
new weapon that kills humans and half-breeds alike.

Doyle and the straggler make it to the pier where Cordy gives Doyle a right
big serve for keeping secret from her, his half demon parentage.

Angel arrives seconds later with the SS demon-army guys hot on his tail.
The old freighter ship does it's best at a high-speed getaway, but it's no
Little Red Corvette. The badguys use a crane to lower the weapon into the
freight-hold where the half-breeds as well as Angel, Cordelia and Doyle are
trapped.

Angel intends to pull the plug on the weapon gizmo, before it's completed
it's booting up sequence, but Doyle reckons he wants all the limelight for
himself, for a change. So he knocks Angel down with one punch and gives
Cordy the best kiss she's ever had, before he jumps onto the weapon gizmo,
which is gradually building up power, and starts pulling on the electrical
cables. He manages to disconnect the electricity before the weapon builds
up sufficient power to kill all those in the hold.

Review by Catherine Jemma 10 April y2k

Here's the next review, I'll try to do the next 2 before I go away for
Easter, but might not be able to, yes I know that in ES Buffy/Angel screens
one day earlier each than in WA

ANGEL ep 1.10 "Parting Gifts"

After Doyle's demise, Cordelia's in sob city. A diminuitive demon runs
into Angel's office terrified. He's scared of some dude who's been chasing
after him. Cordelia's a wreck and fluffs bigtime her audition for a tv
advert. Upon her return to the office, Cordelia has a face sucking session
with both Angel and the demonguy.

Angel goes to check out the demonguy's apartment, there he bumps into
Wesley. Big nasty demonguy jumps them from out of nowhere and a huge fight
ensues. But the demon gets away from Angel and Wesley by jumping out the
window. After a briefing back at the office, Angel heads off to Chinatown.
Angel catches up with the big demon, but he's already at death's door.
He's been mutilated and had his Attack-horn cut off.

Meanwhile the diminuitive demonguy, has proven himself to be not so
harmless and helpless after all. He attacks Cordy, beats her unconscious,
ties her up and kidnaps her (delivering her to an auction of slightly-used
body-parts).

Angel and Wesley arrive back at the office, to find the place a wreck and
Cordy missing. Taken to a hotel/complex, she's trying to drag out the
auction process for as long as possible. Cordelia helps bid the price on
herself up, eventually she gets it up so high that only our friends at
Wolfram and Hart can afford to buy her.

Angel and Weslay arrive at the hotel complex just after the auction has
ended. Cordy's about to have her eyes cut out, but after a monster fight,
the good guys (and gal) prevail.

After a debriefing session back at the office, Wesley's about to hit the
road again, but ends up hangin' road for a spot of brekky.

Review by Catherine Jemma 18 April y2k

Hi I have also done the next review, but won't get 'round to typing it up
until tomorrow

Anyway here's a review, one day late for WA or 2 days late for ES. Note
that some of the wording, in the second paragraph , is almost exactly
Buffy's wording, from the ORIGINAL (unaired in Australia) concept pilot
episode. Many fans who've seen it will pick up on that "in" joke

Blessed be

ANGEL ep 1.11 "Somnambulist"

Episode opens with a young woman running frantically down a dark alley.
The vampire giving chase catches her, carves a cross sign in her cheek and
then sucks her dry. The vampire is revealed to the camera, it's Angel.
Then Angel awakes. It seems it was all just a dream.

Detective Kate Lockley's called to a murder scene. In a dark alley the
body of a young woman's been found. She has a cross sign carved in her
cheek. And ain't it the darndest thing. She's got two itty bitty holes in
her neck, and all her blood's been drained. Aren't you just going "ooh,
argh" ?

Angel's at the copshop on other business, when he happens to see a file
containing details of three similar attacks. Wesley's research shows that
the modus operandi is the old favourite of old Angelus. That night Angel
gets chained to his bed by Cordelia and Wesley.

The next morning there's good news, overnight another young woman's had her
throat ripped out. Angel's still chained to his bed, so he's apparently
not to blame. Angel tells Cordy and Wes that he reckons that the killer is
an offspring he sired some 200 odd years ago. This vampire bloke is a real
sick puppy. He's an absolute bloody homicidal nutcase (and that'd be the
best thing you could say about him).

Angel swings by Kate's office and gives her a sketch of the bloke she
should be lookin' out for. The bad guy is tracked to a large abandoned
building. Kate puts a few slugs in his chest (that's 9 mm rounds I mean,
NOT yeerks). But hey, it don't even give him heartburn. Angel drops by
and goes vamp in full view of Kate. The two guys do their best to beat
the stuffing out of each other for awhile, before the bad guy does a
runner, leaving Kate and Ange' behind to exchange a few terse words with
each other.

Bad dude fronts up at Angel Investigations office, pretending to be a new
client. He gets some info out of Cordy before she twigs. He's just about
to have lunch with Cordy, with Cordy for lunch, when Angel and Wes show up.


Angel goes to Kate's apartment, not much good comes of it though. (1)
Kate's in a bad mood. (2) She won't invite him in. (3) She says that the
next time they meet, she'll ram a wooden stake right through his heart.

Later Kate's at the copshop briefing her officers on a plan to track down
the badguy, when said badguy (who'd already snuck in earlier) kicks the
kakka out o' the coppers and steals Kate away. Angel catches up with them
in a sewer underneath the police station. The vamps are busy going
mano-a-mano, when Kate stakes them both (the badguy getting the worst of
it).

That night while overlooking the city from a rooftop balcony, Cordelia and
Angel have a deep and meaningful '. Cordy assures him he's got a good
friend in her, and she'll happily dust him anytime.

Review by Catherine Jemma 27 April y2k

I did another review this morning, however I'll prob only get 'round to
typing one in at this session.

Oh by the way, in my last review I did especially refer to our resident
good vampire as " ANGE' ", I didn't forget the "L". Especially if read
aloud, I just preferred the flow of it that way, OK ?

ANGEL ep 1.12 "Expecting"

Couple o' girlfriends stop by the office and pick up Cordy, they're off for
a night on the town. At an exclusive club, the girls are hanging 'round a
clique of apparently rich guys. The guy Cordelia's chatting to at the bar,
seems nice. He sees her safely home to her door, her bedroom door that is.


After a night of passion, Cordelia awakes very late the next morning, to
find her lover's side of the bed empty, but her belly full. Angel and
Wesley, concerned that Cordy's neither turned up for work, nor answering
her phone, go to her apartment to check on her. Doing a good impression of
a beached whale, she's flat out on her bed, 8 1/2 months pregnant.

Wesley helps Cordelia to a doctor's for a check-up, while Angel tries to
trace the guy who shoots loads of demon-seed. The doc's scan goes ok,
although showing multiple offspring, but an amnio test weirds out when the
fluid does "an Alien" (blood trick). Cordelia meanwhile is coming over all
protective like for her rapidly ripening demon hatchlings.

Angel's tracked down another one of the girls from the bar. She's also got
an 8 1/2 months Club membership , since yesterday. After finally tracking
down the clique of rich young playboys, Angel talks them into spilling the
beans on bad-demon-father-guy. Meanwhile Cordy's bashed the bulldust out
of Wesley, legged it from Angel's office, and rendezvoused at a warehouse
with umpteen other heavily pregnant maidens. The demon-father cuts a fine
figure, some two stories high that is. Angel and Wesley get the guy to
chill-out somewhat, which breaks the spell over Cordy. She then proceeds
to bash him to bits.

Review by Catherine Jemma 28 April y2k

Hi another review, actually done yesterday. If you happen to know of a
more accurate spelling for "Zhe-ra" , as I have just guessed, then feel
free to correct those

Hey whenever you receive a review from me, I'd appreciate a brief email
back, so's I know it got through to you alright

ANGEL ep 1.13 "She"

There's a fine party going on in Cordelia's apartment. Wesley's a reeal
party animal, though Angel's mood is even more sombre than usual.
Meanwhile, "back at the ever present warehouse" some guy opens up a sealed
wooden crate, that he shouldn't.

The next day, while at work, Cordelia gets a vision. A worker in an Ice
Factory (well hey it looks like a warehouse) has just burst into flames and
burnt to death. Cordy remains at the office with a cold drink and an
aspirin, while Angel and Wesley go off to investigate.

Angel finds a being at the Iceworks/warehouse. He's a bit short on words
but seems to indicate he's some kind of inter-dimenshional policeman on the
trail of some super-deadly something.

Later Angel goes to the dead guy's office (he was in private security).
While there he's surprised by some female 'demon'. She boxes his ears a
bit and zooms away. Angel speeds after her, but he's having some trouble
working with 20th century technology. He manages though, to tail her into
an art gallery. In a backroom he witnesses her catching a girlfriend as
she drops in through an instant mini wormhole. Right then a bunch of
heavies burst in (led by the dude Angel saw earlier at the Iceworks). A
fight ensues and the new arrival is dragged away by the heavy mob, kicking
and screaming.

Reckoning that the female-demon-leader-person (Zhe-ra) (sp?) is really a
bit of a good sort, he takes her back to his office. Wes and Cordy do a
midnight raid on a garden centre and overhear the heavy mob making plans.

Later, together with Angel, they zoom over to Zhe-ra's villa, to help
protect the burning beauties. As the bad guys are bursting in through the
front door of the villa, Cordy and Wes are helping to usher the girls out
the back-door, into a waiting ice-filled truck. Said truck then rattles
off in a most un-impressive 'low speed getaway', however Angel runs
interference with the heavy mob, giviing the girls time to escape.

A few days later, Zhe-ra shows up in Angel's office. They're obviously
never going to be friends, but a truce, or perhaps more accurately, a
stand-off, is negotiated.

Reviw by Catherine Jemma 29 April y2k

ANGEL ep 1.14 "I've got you under my skin"

At a quaint little house in the suburbs, a young couple are putting their
children (son and daughter) to bed. Tucking them in and padlocking their
bedroom doors shut that is.

Angel and Cordelia are having a heart-to-heart about Doyle's demise, when
she gets another one of her favourite headaches. Wesley and Angel pull
obbo detail, and are parked outside the suburban house, when they notice a
wee boy sleepwalking out of the house and onto the road. After saving the
boy from being run-over, Angel cops an invite to dinner for the following
night.

The next evening, he show's up at the house for dinner, bearing a plate of
Cordy's special recipe brownies. They contain a secret ingredient. A
demon-revealer. Dinner seems to be going off fine, until the young boy,
Ryan, goes off his face. The boy's whisked away to Angel HQ in preparation
for an exorcism.

Wes and Ange' go off in search of a priest but are unable to scare up a
live one. They return empty handed, but determined to try doing the
exorcism themselves. Just as the guys are arriving back at Angel's
office/apartment, things are going to hell in a handbasket real fast. They
manage to stabilise the situation.

Cordelia's sent out shopping for an "Ethros box" but must accept a
substitute. A little later Angel manages to exorcise the boy successfully,
but the containment system they had organised.......Well Cordy sums it up
best. "Uh-oh".

The Ethros demon is tracked down in some caves, he's got a lot to say, and
Angel and Wesley don't like what they hear. Angel leaves the demon fella
feeling a bit cut-up about it all. He then races off with Wes to the
family's home. The young boy, Ryan, seems to have gone from bad to worse.
He torches the family home, although Angel arrives in time to help those
inside escape the flames.

Review by Catherine Jemma 1 May y2k

ANGEL ep 1.15 "Prodigal"

Detective Kate Lockley races to a hostage situation in a subway tunnel.
Angel's already there though, he's taken care of the demon with the
attitude problem.

Back at Angel HQ, Wesley's identified the type of demon as a very peaceful,
non aggressive type, that (supposedly) couldn't fight it's way out of a wet
paper bag if it wanted to.

Angel swings by the copshop, but Kate's not in the mood to help him
investigate the demon further. Meanwhile Wes and Cordy are on carcass
clean-up detail.

Angel tails a suss looking delivery van driver. The guy stops by an
apartment and collects a package. The apartment belongs to retired police
officer Trevor Lockley (Kate's dad). A few none-to-friendly words are
exchanged before Mr Lockley slams the door shut in Angel's face.

Kate and her dad do lunch, but really he's pumping her for info on Angel.
Wesley's autopsy on the demon has shown that it was as high as a kite on
some kind of steroid-drug concoction.

Mr Lockley stops by an exotic car warehouse and tells the dudes inside that
Angel P.I.'s on their tail and they should take a holiday for a bit. He
leaves with a large envelope stuffed full of cash. After he's gone, the
bad tempered demon running the operation, appears from a backroom. He
orders Angel and Mr Lockley to be killed.

Cordy and Wes are still trying to work out how to use the flash new
security system they've had installed. Kate enters, she's got some info
for Ange'.

After Kate's gone, Angel heads out for a reccy on the exotic car warehouse.
He's no sooner out the door than a pair of demons burst in and start
making a nuisance of themselves. Cordy and Wes aren't doin' to good, until
Angel pops back in moments later and starts kickin' some demon butt. Angel
beats some information out of one of the demons. He phones a warning
through to Kate, but can only leave a message on her service.

He speeds off to Mr Lockley's apartment, who by now has been tricked into
inviting in, two of the dudes from the exotic car place. Angel arrives at
the apartment just after the two dudes have gone inside, but un-invited
he's forced too stand on the thresh-hold and watch helplessly as they vamp
up and drain the blood from Kate's dad.

As soon as My Lockley's dead, Angel enters the apartment and dusts one of
the vamps, the other escapes, running past Kate who's just arriving. She
turns into a blubbering mess (not surprisingly really, her dad lying dead
on the floor with his throat ripped out and all).

Angel returns to base and tools up for a real bad attitude session. Kate
shows up at the exotic car warehouse. She squeezes off a few rounds from
her service weapon and stakes one vamp. But she's in danger of getting out
of her depth what with the big ugly demon leader bloke as well.

Angel turns up, and together they off all the badguys.

Review by Catherine Jemma 9 May y2k
ANGEL ep 1.16 "The Ring"

Cordelia and Wesley are slugging it out, verbally at least, in Angel's
office. Middle aged bloke staggers in saying his brother was kidnapped the
day before.

Angel chases up a bookie who the missing guy owed money to. He follows
several leads that eventually leads to the basement of a nightclub. A
subterranean pit contains two demons in a prize fight to the death. The
senseless brutality and killing displayed sickens even Angel.

While sneaking around backstage, Angel's accosted by the middle-aged bloke
(who'd pretended to be a client). Yep. It's a set-up, and Angels shocked
into unconsciousness with electrical cattleprods. He awakes in a barred
cell, with a bracelet on his wrist. The cell's unlocked and he's allowed
the limited freedom of a larger area, but told not to cross a red painted
line, or else a type of force field will disintegrate him.

Angel's missing, it's morning, and Cordy and Wes are frantic. Wesley
(who's enthusiasm so often exceeds his abilities) goes out on Angel's
trail. The bookie eventually, reluctantly, gives Wesley a hand with his
enquiries.

In the caged area, a ragtag bunch of assorted demons (including Angel) are
warming up for that night's fights. They're told if they survive to make
21 kills, the bracelets will be removed and they'll be released. Angel
however says he won't kill anyone.

The crowd watching from above the fight ring pit, are howling "boo's" as
Angel ducks and dives from his demon opponent but doesn't actually strike
back much. Just to make things a wee bit more interesting and push things
along a bit, a large knife is thrown down to the demon.

Outside Cordelia does a snow job on a couple arriving at the nightclub's
streetside entrance, she and Wesley then gain entry using the purloined
passes. They arrive ringside just in time to see Angel (reluctantly) kill
his opponent. Cordy and Wes slip away, Cordy having managed to pocket a
spare enchanted bracelet that she found left lying around.

After an abortive escape attempt, Angel is again electrically zapped into
unconsciousness. When he comes to, he's in the office of a spunky young
lawyer from Wolfram and Hart. They have bought him off of the prize fight
organisers. She offers him a deal, but her turns her down and is taken
back to the cells in the basement arena.

Experimenting with the stolen one, Wesley eventually figures out how to
unlock the bracelet. That evening he and Cordy attend at the fight ring
again. Angel's in a fight to the death with a really motivated demon, he's
already done 20 kills. They beat the stuffing out of each other but are
both still alive. The fight organisers are getting right jacked off.
About then the entire cageload of demons escapes (having used the key
furnished by Wesley). They go ballistic and beat the crappola out of the
cattleprod armed guards and the fight organisers. The demons then make
good their escape. Angel's a right mess but is helped to stagger off by
Cordy and Wes.

Review by Catherine Jemma 15 May y2k

ANGEL reviews eps 1.09 thru 1.16

Please verify you get this, because I haven't heard from you about the
others yet.

ANGEL ep 1.09 HERO

Cordelia wants to film a tv advert, to boost their customer numbers (and
income) up from the current zero.

Angel's in Super-Sad mode (yeah even more than the usual). Cordy and Doyle
can't understand why, I mean hey he only saw Buffy for 5 minutes eh.
Eventually Angel spills the beans to Doyle about the day that never was.

Doyle has another one of his favourite headsplitting mindnumbing visions.
It concerns some frightened demons, hiding out in fear of their lives.
Angel and Doyle investigate and find a bunch of demons huddled in a cellar
like scaredy little rabbits.

They are in fear of "The Scourge" a bunch of pure breed demons out to kill
all the half-breeds. Angel decides an evacuation is in order and sorts out
some surrepticious shipping for the human half-breeds. Doyle goes out to
round up a youngster who's strayed. He finds the young bloke but they get
caught out in the street by the "SS" style demon army, who are out havin' a
grand ol' time killin' all the half-breeds they come across.

Angel turns up and fakes killing Doyle, this gives Angel an "in" into the
demon army. At the pre killing-spree pep-talk, Angel sees the trial of a
new weapon that kills humans and half-breeds alike.

Doyle and the straggler make it to the pier where Cordy gives Doyle a right
big serve for keeping secret from her, his half demon parentage.

Angel arrives seconds later with the SS demon-army guys hot on his tail.
The old freighter ship does it's best at a high-speed getaway, but it's no
Little Red Corvette. The badguys use a crane to lower the weapon into the
freight-hold where the half-breeds as well as Angel, Cordelia and Doyle are
trapped.

Angel intends to pull the plug on the weapon gizmo, before it's completed
it's booting up sequence, but Doyle reckons he wants all the limelight for
himself, for a change. So he knocks Angel down with one punch and gives
Cordy the best kiss she's ever had, before he jumps onto the weapon gizmo,
which is gradually building up power, and starts pulling on the electrical
cables. He manages to disconnect the electricity before the weapon builds
up sufficient power to kill all those in the hold.

Review by Catherine Jemma 10 April y2k

Here's the next review, I'll try to do the next 2 before I go away for
Easter, but might not be able to, yes I know that in ES Buffy/Angel screens
one day earlier each than in WA

ANGEL ep 1.10 "Parting Gifts"

After Doyle's demise, Cordelia's in sob city. A diminuitive demon runs
into Angel's office terrified. He's scared of some dude who's been chasing
after him. Cordelia's a wreck and fluffs bigtime her audition for a tv
advert. Upon her return to the office, Cordelia has a face sucking session
with both Angel and the demonguy.

Angel goes to check out the demonguy's apartment, there he bumps into
Wesley. Big nasty demonguy jumps them from out of nowhere and a huge fight
ensues. But the demon gets away from Angel and Wesley by jumping out the
window. After a briefing back at the office, Angel heads off to Chinatown.
Angel catches up with the big demon, but he's already at death's door.
He's been mutilated and had his Attack-horn cut off.

Meanwhile the diminuitive demonguy, has proven himself to be not so
harmless and helpless after all. He attacks Cordy, beats her unconscious,
ties her up and kidnaps her (delivering her to an auction of slightly-used
body-parts).

Angel and Wesley arrive back at the office, to find the place a wreck and
Cordy missing. Taken to a hotel/complex, she's trying to drag out the
auction process for as long as possible. Cordelia helps bid the price on
herself up, eventually she gets it up so high that only our friends at
Wolfram and Hart can afford to buy her.

Angel and Weslay arrive at the hotel complex just after the auction has
ended. Cordy's about to have her eyes cut out, but after a monster fight,
the good guys (and gal) prevail.

After a debriefing session back at the office, Wesley's about to hit the
road again, but ends up hangin' road for a spot of brekky.

Review by Catherine Jemma 18 April y2k

Hi I have also done the next review, but won't get 'round to typing it up
until tomorrow

Anyway here's a review, one day late for WA or 2 days late for ES. Note
that some of the wording, in the second paragraph , is almost exactly
Buffy's wording, from the ORIGINAL (unaired in Australia) concept pilot
episode. Many fans who've seen it will pick up on that "in" joke

Blessed be

ANGEL ep 1.11 "Somnambulist"

Episode opens with a young woman running frantically down a dark alley.
The vampire giving chase catches her, carves a cross sign in her cheek and
then sucks her dry. The vampire is revealed to the camera, it's Angel.
Then Angel awakes. It seems it was all just a dream.

Detective Kate Lockley's called to a murder scene. In a dark alley the
body of a young woman's been found. She has a cross sign carved in her
cheek. And ain't it the darndest thing. She's got two itty bitty holes in
her neck, and all her blood's been drained. Aren't you just going "ooh,
argh" ?

Angel's at the copshop on other business, when he happens to see a file
containing details of three similar attacks. Wesley's research shows that
the modus operandi is the old favourite of old Angelus. That night Angel
gets chained to his bed by Cordelia and Wesley.

The next morning there's good news, overnight another young woman's had her
throat ripped out. Angel's still chained to his bed, so he's apparently
not to blame. Angel tells Cordy and Wes that he reckons that the killer is
an offspring he sired some 200 odd years ago. This vampire bloke is a real
sick puppy. He's an absolute bloody homicidal nutcase (and that'd be the
best thing you could say about him).

Angel swings by Kate's office and gives her a sketch of the bloke she
should be lookin' out for. The bad guy is tracked to a large abandoned
building. Kate puts a few slugs in his chest (that's 9 mm rounds I mean,
NOT yeerks). But hey, it don't even give him heartburn. Angel drops by
and goes vamp in full view of Kate. The two guys do their best to beat
the stuffing out of each other for awhile, before the bad guy does a
runner, leaving Kate and Ange' behind to exchange a few terse words with
each other.

Bad dude fronts up at Angel Investigations office, pretending to be a new
client. He gets some info out of Cordy before she twigs. He's just about
to have lunch with Cordy, with Cordy for lunch, when Angel and Wes show up.


Angel goes to Kate's apartment, not much good comes of it though. (1)
Kate's in a bad mood. (2) She won't invite him in. (3) She says that the
next time they meet, she'll ram a wooden stake right through his heart.

Later Kate's at the copshop briefing her officers on a plan to track down
the badguy, when said badguy (who'd already snuck in earlier) kicks the
kakka out o' the coppers and steals Kate away. Angel catches up with them
in a sewer underneath the police station. The vamps are busy going
mano-a-mano, when Kate stakes them both (the badguy getting the worst of
it).

That night while overlooking the city from a rooftop balcony, Cordelia and
Angel have a deep and meaningful '. Cordy assures him he's got a good
friend in her, and she'll happily dust him anytime.

Review by Catherine Jemma 27 April y2k

I did another review this morning, however I'll prob only get 'round to
typing one in at this session.

Oh by the way, in my last review I did especially refer to our resident
good vampire as <>, I didn't forget the "L". Especially if read
aloud, I just preferred the flow of it that way, OK ?

ANGEL ep 1.12 "Expecting"

Couple o' girlfriends stop by the office and pick up Cordy, they're off for
a night on the town. At an exclusive club, the girls are hanging 'round a
clique of apparently rich guys. The guy Cordelia's chatting to at the bar,
seems nice. He sees her safely home to her door, her bedroom door that is.


After a night of passion, Cordelia awakes very late the next morning, to
find her lover's side of the bed empty, but her belly full. Angel and
Wesley, concerned that Cordy's neither turned up for work, nor answering
her phone, go to her apartment to check on her. Doing a good impression of
a beached whale, she's flat out on her bed, 8 1/2 months pregnant.

Wesley helps Cordelia to a doctor's for a check-up, while Angel tries to
trace the guy who shoots loads of demon-seed. The doc's scan goes ok,
although showing multiple offspring, but an amnio test weirds out when the
fluid does "an Alien" (blood trick). Cordelia meanwhile is coming over all
protective like for her rapidly ripening demon hatchlings.

Angel's tracked down another one of the girls from the bar. She's also got
an 8 1/2 months Club membership , since yesterday. After finally tracking
down the clique of rich young playboys, Angel talks them into spilling the
beans on bad-demon-father-guy. Meanwhile Cordy's bashed the bulldust out
of Wesley, legged it from Angel's office, and rendezvoused at a warehouse
with umpteen other heavily pregnant maidens. The demon-father cuts a fine
figure, some two stories high that is. Angel and Wesley get the guy to
chill-out somewhat, which breaks the spell over Cordy. She then proceeds
to bash him to bits.

Review by Catherine Jemma 28 April y2k

Hi another review, actually done yesterday. If you happen to know of a
more accurate spelling for "Zhe-ra" , as I have just guessed, then feel
free to correct those

Hey whenever you receive a review from me, I'd appreciate a brief email
back, so's I know it got through to you alright

ANGEL ep 1.13 "She"

There's a fine party going on in Cordelia's apartment. Wesley's a reeal
party animal, though Angel's mood is even more sombre than usual.
Meanwhile, "back at the ever present warehouse" some guy opens up a sealed
wooden crate, that he shouldn't.

The next day, while at work, Cordelia gets a vision. A worker in an Ice
Factory (well hey it looks like a warehouse) has just burst into flames and
burnt to death. Cordy remains at the office with a cold drink and an
aspirin, while Angel and Wesley go off to investigate.

Angel finds a being at the Iceworks/warehouse. He's a bit short on words
but seems to indicate he's some kind of inter-dimenshional policeman on the
trail of some super-deadly something.

Later Angel goes to the dead guy's office (he was in private security).
While there he's surprised by some female 'demon'. She boxes his ears a
bit and zooms away. Angel speeds after her, but he's having some trouble
working with 20th century technology. He manages though, to tail her into
an art gallery. In a backroom he witnesses her catching a girlfriend as
she drops in through an instant mini wormhole. Right then a bunch of
heavies burst in (led by the dude Angel saw earlier at the Iceworks). A
fight ensues and the new arrival is dragged away by the heavy mob, kicking
and screaming.

Reckoning that the female-demon-leader-person (Zhe-ra) (sp?) is really a
bit of a good sort, he takes her back to his office. Wes and Cordy do a
midnight raid on a garden centre and overhear the heavy mob making plans.

Later, together with Angel, they zoom over to Zhe-ra's villa, to help
protect the burning beauties. As the bad guys are bursting in through the
front door of the villa, Cordy and Wes are helping to usher the girls out
the back-door, into a waiting ice-filled truck. Said truck then rattles
off in a most un-impressive 'low speed getaway', however Angel runs
interference with the heavy mob, giviing the girls time to escape.

A few days later, Zhe-ra shows up in Angel's office. They're obviously
never going to be friends, but a truce, or perhaps more accurately, a
stand-off, is negotiated.

Reviw by Catherine Jemma 29 April y2k

ANGEL ep 1.14 "I've got you under my skin"

At a quaint little house in the suburbs, a young couple are putting their
children (son and daughter) to bed. Tucking them in and padlocking their
bedroom doors shut that is.

Angel and Cordelia are having a heart-to-heart about Doyle's demise, when
she gets another one of her favourite headaches. Wesley and Angel pull
obbo detail, and are parked outside the suburban house, when they notice a
wee boy sleepwalking out of the house and onto the road. After saving the
boy from being run-over, Angel cops an invite to dinner for the following
night.

The next evening, he show's up at the house for dinner, bearing a plate of
Cordy's special recipe brownies. They contain a secret ingredient. A
demon-revealer. Dinner seems to be going off fine, until the young boy,
Ryan, goes off his face. The boy's whisked away to Angel HQ in preparation
for an exorcism.

Wes and Ange' go off in search of a priest but are unable to scare up a
live one. They return empty handed, but determined to try doing the
exorcism themselves. Just as the guys are arriving back at Angel's
office/apartment, things are going to hell in a handbasket real fast. They
manage to stabilise the situation.

Cordelia's sent out shopping for an "Ethros box" but must accept a
substitute. A little later Angel manages to exorcise the boy successfully,
but the containment system they had organised.......Well Cordy sums it up
best. "Uh-oh".

The Ethros demon is tracked down in some caves, he's got a lot to say, and
Angel and Wesley don't like what they hear. Angel leaves the demon fella
feeling a bit cut-up about it all. He then races off with Wes to the
family's home. The young boy, Ryan, seems to have gone from bad to worse.
He torches the family home, although Angel arrives in time to help those
inside escape the flames.

Review by Catherine Jemma 1 May y2k

ANGEL ep 1.15 "Prodigal"

Detective Kate Lockley races to a hostage situation in a subway tunnel.
Angel's already there though, he's taken care of the demon with the
attitude problem.

Back at Angel HQ, Wesley's identified the type of demon as a very peaceful,
non aggressive type, that (supposedly) couldn't fight it's way out of a wet
paper bag if it wanted to.

Angel swings by the copshop, but Kate's not in the mood to help him
investigate the demon further. Meanwhile Wes and Cordy are on carcass
clean-up detail.

Angel tails a suss looking delivery van driver. The guy stops by an
apartment and collects a package. The apartment belongs to retired police
officer Trevor Lockley (Kate's dad). A few none-to-friendly words are
exchanged before Mr Lockley slams the door shut in Angel's face.

Kate and her dad do lunch, but really he's pumping her for info on Angel.
Wesley's autopsy on the demon has shown that it was as high as a kite on
some kind of steroid-drug concoction.

Mr Lockley stops by an exotic car warehouse and tells the dudes inside that
Angel P.I.'s on their tail and they should take a holiday for a bit. He
leaves with a large envelope stuffed full of cash. After he's gone, the
bad tempered demon running the operation, appears from a backroom. He
orders Angel and Mr Lockley to be killed.

Cordy and Wes are still trying to work out how to use the flash new
security system they've had installed. Kate enters, she's got some info
for Ange'.

After Kate's gone, Angel heads out for a reccy on the exotic car warehouse.
He's no sooner out the door than a pair of demons burst in and start
making a nuisance of themselves. Cordy and Wes aren't doin' to good, until
Angel pops back in moments later and starts kickin' some demon butt. Angel
beats some information out of one of the demons. He phones a warning
through to Kate, but can only leave a message on her service.

He speeds off to Mr Lockley's apartment, who by now has been tricked into
inviting in, two of the dudes from the exotic car place. Angel arrives at
the apartment just after the two dudes have gone inside, but un-invited
he's forced too stand on the thresh-hold and watch helplessly as they vamp
up and drain the blood from Kate's dad.

As soon as My Lockley's dead, Angel enters the apartment and dusts one of
the vamps, the other escapes, running past Kate who's just arriving. She
turns into a blubbering mess (not surprisingly really, her dad lying dead
on the floor with his throat ripped out and all).

Angel returns to base and tools up for a real bad attitude session. Kate
shows up at the exotic car warehouse. She squeezes off a few rounds from
her service weapon and stakes one vamp. But she's in danger of getting out
of her depth what with the big ugly demon leader bloke as well.

Angel turns up, and together they off all the badguys.

Review by Catherine Jemma 9 May y2k
ANGEL ep 1.16 "The Ring"

Cordelia and Wesley are slugging it out, verbally at least, in Angel's
office. Middle aged bloke staggers in saying his brother was kidnapped the
day before.

Angel chases up a bookie who the missing guy owed money to. He follows
several leads that eventually leads to the basement of a nightclub. A
subterranean pit contains two demons in a prize fight to the death. The
senseless brutality and killing displayed sickens even Angel.

While sneaking around backstage, Angel's accosted by the middle-aged bloke
(who'd pretended to be a client). Yep. It's a set-up, and Angels shocked
into unconsciousness with electrical cattleprods. He awakes in a barred
cell, with a bracelet on his wrist. The cell's unlocked and he's allowed
the limited freedom of a larger area, but told not to cross a red painted
line, or else a type of force field will disintegrate him.

Angel's missing, it's morning, and Cordy and Wes are frantic. Wesley
(who's enthusiasm so often exceeds his abilities) goes out on Angel's
trail. The bookie eventually, reluctantly, gives Wesley a hand with his
enquiries.

In the caged area, a ragtag bunch of assorted demons (including Angel) are
warming up for that night's fights. They're told if they survive to make
21 kills, the bracelets will be removed and they'll be released. Angel
however says he won't kill anyone.

The crowd watching from above the fight ring pit, are howling "boo's" as
Angel ducks and dives from his demon opponent but doesn't actually strike
back much. Just to make things a wee bit more interesting and push things
along a bit, a large knife is thrown down to the demon.

Outside Cordelia does a snow job on a couple arriving at the nightclub's
streetside entrance, she and Wesley then gain entry using the purloined
passes. They arrive ringside just in time to see Angel (reluctantly) kill
his opponent. Cordy and Wes slip away, Cordy having managed to pocket a
spare enchanted bracelet that she found left lying around.

After an abortive escape attempt, Angel is again electrically zapped into
unconsciousness. When he comes to, he's in the office of a spunky young
lawyer from Wolfram and Hart. They have bought him off of the prize fight
organisers. She offers him a deal, but her turns her down and is taken
back to the cells in the basement arena.

Experimenting with the stolen one, Wesley eventually figures out how to
unlock the bracelet. That evening he and Cordy attend at the fight ring
again. Angel's in a fight to the death with a really motivated demon, he's
already done 20 kills. They beat the stuffing out of each other but are
both still alive. The fight organisers are getting right jacked off.
About then the entire cageload of demons escapes (having used the key
furnished by Wesley). They go ballistic and beat the crappola out of the
cattleprod armed guards and the fight organisers. The demons then make
good their escape. Angel's a right mess but is helped to stagger off by
Cordy and Wes.

Review by Catherine Jemma 15 May y2k

BUFFY reviews 4.09 thru 4.16

BUFFY ep 4.09 Something Blue

As the episode opens, Willow's sniffing Oz's clothes, and Riley admits to
being a Lesbian in the same breath as inviting Buffy to share a meal of
ants with him.

Spike's still chained in Giles' bathroom. Spike and Buff are going at it
hammer-and-tongs, well verbally at least. Spike has picked up on Willow's
extreme emotional torment, even though Buffy hasn't. On a later prowl-by,
Willow finds Oz's room totally cleaned out.

Extreme withdrawal symptoms are being suffered by Spike. Oh yeah they've
been feeding him some pig's blood alright, but what he really needs is
television. Willow's a mental basketcase, in desperation she tries a spell
that she hopes will help heal her broken heart. However the spell doesn't
seem to work. The young witchgirl, Amy (last seen in season 3) re-appears,
albeit briefly.

Spike manages to escape Giles' place, Buffy finds him and ties him up.
Then he says stuff that really jacks her off. This is the last straw ! On
returning to Giles', she reports she's "accidentally" killed Spike. Willow
goes around to Xander's to have a bitch about Buffy. Meanwhile Spike and
Buffy have decided to get married. In between talking over wedding plans,
Buff and Spike are heavily involved in a face-sucking session..

Buffy makes a run to the Magic Shop, seeking supplies for a "reversal
spell" to hopefully correct the weirdness that's been going on lately. In
town, B. runs across Riley and invites him to her upcoming wedding with
Spike.

Xander and Anya are just commencing their roll around the bed when a bunch
of demons burst in and spoil the romantic mood somewhat. They do a runner
from his demonfilled basement apartment, they make it to Giles' and after
Xander finds his brain, they suss out what's happened.

Willow's been taken into the Netherworld by T'Hoffrin (sp?). He makes
Willow a powerful offer. It's the chance of a (lot more than) lifetime.
Will' says, thanks but no thanks.

Meanwhile the scoobygang are holed up in a crypt in the graveyard, under
attack from a veritable horde of demons. Willow pops in and undoes her
earlier spell, this also causes all the demons to instantly dissappear.
Buffy and Spike decide to put a hold on their wedding plans.

Willow's remorse is displayed by the baking of mega amounts of
chocolatechip cookies, which she forces upon everyone. Buff then rushes
off to tell Riley he's still in with a chance.

Review by Catherine Jemma 6 April y2k

Well here's another one of my alltime favourite Buffy eps (being 4.09,
4.10, 4.15, 4.16)

BUFFY ep 4.10 Hush

This is a rather weird episode, and in some places at least, one of the
funniest. (Later Note added, this ep was nominated for and won ?
an Emmy award for the scripting iirc) It starts off during one of Prof Maggie Walsh's lectures.
Buff's on teachers desk, up at the front of the class, having a sex session
with Riley. But hey, it's all a dream. But the dream did also have some
weird mystical elements, including an archaic nursery rhyme being sung.

Willow attends at "The Daughters of Gaia" Wicca group. The group's a
fizzer though, they're mainly concerned about the female empowerment they'd
get from a cake-bake-sale fundraiser.

Spike's spending a few days at Xander's basement apartment, so that Giles
can have his Afro-American bit-o-fluff over to stay for a few nights.

The next morning everyone is speechless. Everyone throughout all of
SunnyDale that is. It's hard for me to put into words what things are
like, at The Initiative, in the college dorms, and in the town centre,
except to say that things are weirding out. The full scooby gang assemble
in dribs and drabs at Giles'. He's been researching through his private
collection of old books, but to no avail.

The next night some ghostly (or should that be ghastly ?) "Gentlemen" float
cruisily (or cruise floatily ?) around the town, accompanied by their
lackeys. Giles' girl, Olivia, catches a glimpse of them through the
window, when she creeps out of bed for a drink of water in the middle of
the night.

Entering the college dorms, the lackeys hold down some poor guy, while 'the
Gentlemen' cut his still beating heart out from his living body Later
Buffy sneaks in to look at the corpse. Meanwhile Olivia's done a detailed
drawing of the ghastly face she saw outside the window during the night.
Giles then twigs as to what's going on.

He assembles the gang in a lecture theatre and with the aid of an overhead
projector he gives his briefing and outlines the plan they're to follow.
(Yeah he could have done it all in his room with just pen and paper, but
that wouldn't be half as funny as his crude cartoon show)

Buff's on patrol that night, so's The Initiative. Tara, a quiet meek
little thing , who caught Willow's eye at the Gaia group, decides to visit
Willow. But in between dormhouses, she runs across The Gentlemen and their
lackeys and they give chase. She eventually meets up with Willow and they
do a runner with the bad dudes hot on their heels.

Riley and Buffy, both, independantly, notice goings on in the atticroom of
a clocktower. Riley's in first kicking some badguy butt, when The Slayer
smashers in and sinks her slipper into the situation too.

Back at Giles', Spike's just had some pigsblood out of the fridge and is
looking all fangy. Xander walks in to see Anya prostrate on the sofa and
Spike standing over her, all fanged up. Enraged at the killing of his
love, Xander starts thumping the crapola out of Spike, who can't defend
himself because of his implant. Meanwhile Anya's woken from her nap by the
sound of Xander's fist repeating hitting Spike in the face. She's trying
to signal to Xander she's alright, but he's in a wild frenzy. Eventually
he stops beating on Spike, and Anya whisks him away for a sex session
instead.

Willow and Tara are holed up in a laundryroom and by combining the witchy
talents are able to keep the bad guys at bay. There's a monster battle
going on in the clocktower attic, but together Riley and Buffy are able to
prevail.

In closing, Willow and Tara have a deep and meaningful, as do Giles and
Olivia. Later, Riley seeks out Buffy and they have a heart-to-heart
(non-talk) too.

Review by Catherine Jemma 7 April y2k
I will be away for awhile over Easter, and the days before and after busy
with the necessary chores, but here's the next review, a little shorter
than others. I will try to do another review(s) over the next couple of
days, if possible.

BUFFY ep 4.11 "Doomed"

The episode opens onto the conversation that Buffy and Riley were(n't)
having at the end of ep B 4.10 'Hush'. Riley's about to leave when Calif.
gets another case of the litters.

Buffy keeps the schtum about Riley being involved in the government
anti-monster squad. Willow goes to a post-quake dorm party, but it's a
right downer. She's bored titless and gets called a nerd to boot. Will'
goes for a liedown but finds herself rubbing shoulders with a deadguy.

The Scoobygang meet at Giles' and Willow shows them a sketch of a symbol
she saw etched on the dead guys chest. Giles' reckons it's the end of the
world. While Buff's falling over herself trying to run interference for
Riley's benefit (Giles has been doing some profiling on the soldierboys and
is closing in).

Buffy cruises the cemetary, she meets with a demon and makes with the
pummelling but it gets away. Riley turns up and he and B. have a heart to
heart. Buff tells Riley that it's a big 'No-Go' between them.

Later, seperately but simultaneously, Buffy and The Scoobygang, and Riley
and his Initiative-ates, formulate actionplans, each to their own style.
Meanwhile Spike has tried to poof himself but succeeds only in messing up
Xander's basement apartment even more. Willow and Xander arrive in time to
rescue Spike, and Willow insists on taking him under her protective wing.

Patrolling in town, Riley happens across Buff, but she's weighed down with
a heavy load of emotional baggage from her days with Angel, and isn't
interested in a repeat relationship. Giles has found an old talisman that
some nasty demon types are chasing, but he gets the crappola beaten out of
him, by The Demonguys Three. They now have all the bits and bobs they've
been seeking. This could be bad news for, well all life on Earth really.

The Scoobygang go the remains of the old High School, and get involved in a
monster fight at the entrance to The Hellmouth. Riley turns up and helps
Buff save the day (well save the world actually)

Review by Catherine Jemma 17 April y2k
Hi, this will be my last review, until after my return, after Easter.
Therefore you will prob not recieve an Angel review in time, for next week,
but that's unavaoidable in this case.

I'll continue with the reviews, catching up with that Angel one first, upon
my return

Blessed be

Review BUFFY ep 4.12 "A New Man"

Riley and Buffy are on her bed, just starting a sex session, when Willow
bursts in through the door and warns about a fire breathing something
jumping in through a window into the dorm common-room and causing mayhem.
They all race off, to find that the information from Willow, isn't entirely
accurate.

Spike's getting kicked out of Xander's place. Riley and Buffy meet up with
Prof Maggie Walsh and talk shop. Later, while looking for Buffy, Giles
bumps into the Professor. They instantly get off on the wrong foot with
each other.

Giles, Willow and Xander go chasing a forecast demon thing that's
supposedly happening in a crypt at the graveyard, but they find nothing.
The two young 'uns head off home while Giles hangs around. Giles runs into
an old buddy of his and after a bit of a scuffle, the old boys head off and
sink a few pots of ale together.

Willow and Tara try a joint witchcraft exercise, it starts ok, but then
goes wonky towards the end. They reckon that someone strong in the 'arts,
is doin' some pretty dark mojo stuff, and upsetting the force in their
local area. After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning, Giles isn't
feeling his usual self.

Giles goes to Xanders basement apartment for help, but none is forthcoming
there. Giles runs into Spike at the graveyard and an alliance is
negotiated. A low speed car chase ensues with an ancient Citroen DS trying
to outrun a bunch of Initiative-ates in Hummer military vehicles.

Buffy and Riley catch up with bad sorcerer dude and big strong ugly
demonguy at a cheap motel room. Buffy kicks some demon butt. Riley's
mates whisk the human (?) sorcerer dude away to Chateau solitary
confinement cell at the Area 51 Country Club (or as good as).

Review by Catherine Jemma 19 April y2k


ok I have two reviews for you today, if I have time to type them both in

I'm away to Perth Fri-Sun. Buffy eps 4.15 and 4.16 are a to-be-continued
story so I won't review those tomorrow, unless, I have time to watch them
both at the same time. They are the most suspensefull eps I can remember.
They are really good eps, but unpleasant very much too.

As I posted to the ng after first watching them, I couldn't sit in a chair,
I just crouched squatting on the floor in front of the tv. I chewed my
fingernails until they were stumps and pulled all my hair out. After it
finished I just wandered around the house screaming my head off. I guess
you could say, in Pommie-speak, "Joss Whedon, you're doin' my head in !"

BUFFY ep 4.13 "The 'I' in team"

The Slayerettes-three (Willow, Xander and Anya) are having a poker-night
in, while Buffy's out kicking commando-guy butt in a training exercise.

Giles visits Spike in his crypt, where cash and un-pleasantries are
exchanged. Meanwhile Riley takes Buffy into his frat-house basement, where
Prof Maggie Walsh shows her around and issues her with a pager and a
swipecard.

In the superduper ultra top secret room 314, at the initiative we see
Maggie checking on her work. It's some kind of superdemon that she's in
the process of constructing.

The scoobygang were all s'posed to meet at The Bronze that night. (Willow
even blew off a proposed meet with Tara in order to make it) however the
night is getting old and Buffy still hasn't shown up. Eventually Buff
turns up, but with Riley and half the Initiative-ates in tow. Soon though,
the music at The Bronze is drowned out by the sound of pagers going off,
and Buffy and the soldierboys bug out.

Willow seeks out Tara, in her dorm-room (which incidentally has no number
on the door).

The Initiative's Beta team is out demon hunting when they happen across
Spike, returning home to crypt with a load of groceries. They shoot him
with some sort of gun but he manages to run off. Meanwhile the Alpha team
(including Buffy and Riley) have collared the demon, that was their primary
target.

The two lovebirds let of steam after the mission by getting all hot and
sweaty back at Riley's boudoir. While they're wrapped up in each other,
Professor purloins a perve of the passion via surrepticious supine
surviellance cam. (If y'ask me, Maggie's showing her true colours as a
right sicko).

Spike turns up at Giles' apartment, begging for help to stay ahead of the
soldierboys, and to treat the gunshot wound on his back.

After having spent the night at Riley's, Buff returns to her dorm-room.
Willow's not there, her bed also has not been slept in.

"Beeped away by her new budds", Buffy's given a solo mission by Maggie.
Chasing errant sensor reading through the sewers, 'cause the soldierboys
are all out on a mission (chasing down Spike actually). Supposed "racoon"
turns out to be two well armed heavy duty demon types, and the gun issued
to Buffy 'malfunctions'. Iron grates drop into place blocking any chance
of her escape. Magg's back at the lab, gettin' her jollies watching the
video monitor showing Buff getting killed. The video feed goes u/s for a
bit, and so the professor fails to see Buffy turn the tables and toast the
badguys. Riley arrives back at The Initiative, to be told by Maggie that
Buffy has died while chasing after 2 escaped demons. The videolink comes
online again, and in full view of Riley, Buff tells the nutty professor
that her plan to get The Slayer slain; failed.

Riley walks out on the Initiative, Maggie shouts after him, but her pleas
fall on deaf ears.

The Professor retires to her beloved, in room 314. However her endeavours
in there too, could only be described as "an incomplete success" (that's
Queensland-Police-speak for an absolute cock-up).

Review by Catherine Jemma 3 May y2k

Here's the second review. Also a ripper episode and therefore a fairly
long review

BUFFY ep 4.14 "Goodbye, Iowa"

The entire scoobygang are at Giles'. Buffy's relating the details of
Maggies murderous treachery. Meanwhile Professor Frankenstein's monster
is legging it from the Initiative's lab complex, into the nearby woods. At
Giles' apartment, revolving front door: Riley arrives. Spike leaves.
Riley leaves.

The scoobygang hide-out/have a sleepover at Xander's basement apartment.
They see a tv news report about a child's body found horrifically
mutilated. Maggie's body's been discovered and a bunch of the
Initiative-ates run a gun totin' 'round town, looking for the demon they
suspect killed her.

Some soldierboys check out a crypt (it's actually Spike's new home) they
smash the place up a bit but don't find any demons (or him). While spying
on the scene of the wee boys killing, Riley and Buffy happen across each
other. He gives her the news re Maggies well deserved demise and the hunt
for the demon suspected.

Willow seeks out Tara. Will' wants to do a spell, that will pinpoint
sources of evil in the local area. However Tara is clearly not at-ease
with this idea at all. Buff's chasing up info at a sleazy underground bar
known to be a demon/vampire hangout. Riley enters, but he's losin' it.
Shouting and waving a gun 'round. Buff escorts him 'home' to Xander's and
puts him to bed. He's a mess, shaking and sweating. (Withdrawal symptoms
from addictive drugs, methinks)

Willow and Tara do the spell to seek the locations of all demons within the
Sunnydale area. However, unseen by Willow, Tara deliberately sabotages the
spell. (One of the few, if not only reasonable explanations for this act,
could be that Tara's a demon herself ???).

Buff and Xand sneak into the Initiative. Riley awakens, he's still as
nutty as a fruitcake. He tosses Will' aside and takes off after his B.
Spike stops by the underground bar for a quick blood, but gets his lights
punched out. Buffy and Xander are busy pumping one of the labcoats for
information, when Frankenstein-Terminator guy drops in for a chat. A big
bash and crash ensues. The labcoat gets killed and Riley severely injured.
Demon monster guy escapes, Soldierboys arrive on-scene and escort Buffy
and Xander off the premises.

Review by Catherine Jemma 3 May y2k

I have just had a marathon tv session, lasting all morning, and watched and
reviewed both of the eps in this story line. Total time taken some 3 hrs
plus.

I intend to type them both in today. Note that I will be deliberately
mis-spelling Buffy and Faith on some occasions, this is for sa special
reason

I have also incorporated a special spoiler warning inside the text of the
review




Review BUFFY ep 4.15 "This Years Girl"

Warning, (if you haven't already seen this episode) this review
un-avoidably contains significant spoilers.

The scoobygang are all together at Giles', trying to formulate their next
plan of action. Riley's feeling better, he's only half-dead now. He wants
to check out of the hospital and visit Buff.

Out on patrol one night, Buffy and Xander find a huge demon, eviscerated to
th 'n'th degree, hanging from a tree in the park. Obviously Adam's been
out and about studying biology again.

Faith's been flat on her back (in a coma on a hospital bed) for eight
months now. Maybe her health plan's about to max out but anyway she does a
Riley from her sick-bed too. A hospital visitor gladly gave of her clothes
(after Faith beat her almost to death, that is). After having a quick look
around the remains of SunnyDale High, and the town centre, Faith spies on
the scoobygang who are all hanging out at Giles' still.

The next day Willow and Buffy are wandering the college campus, when
they're accosted by Faith. The two slayers have a go at each other, but
Faith legs it just as the coppers arrive. Later, Willow ropes in Tara, to
help with the Faith finding mission.

Black helicoptor lands next to the hospital. Bunch of guys in dark clothes
get out. Helicoptor slips away again.

Big ugly demon guy in dark alley, seeks out Faith. He gives her a large
envelope. She gives him a hayride straight to hell. Said envelope
contains a videotape and a bracelet-gizmo. They're gifts from the mayor.
He'd organised for her to recieve this envelope, if ever she awoke, after
his death.

Faith takes B's mum (Joyce) hostage in her own home. Faith's busy doing
the terrorising thing when Buffy jumps in through a window. As the slayers
are slamming the shiatsu out of each other, Joyce hits nine-eleven on the
speed-dial.

Giles returns home to his apartment, to find the place chock-full of heavy
dudes, sent courtesy of The Watchers Council.

As the boys in blue arrive outside # 1630 Revello, Faith clasps the
bracelet-gizmo in her hand. A magical light glows, as their hands lock
together. Buffy delivers a massive full-on face-punch which knocks Faith
out cold.

This storyline continues in ep 4.16

Review by Catherine Jemma 4 May y2k
Here is the second review

BUFFY ep 4.16 "Who are you?"

Warning (if you haven't already seen the episode) this review un-avoidably
contains MAJOR spoilers

The semiconscious BFaith is put in an ambulance under police guard. Joyce
and FBuffy go back inside the house and have a deep mother-daughter talk.
In the hospital BFaith regains consciousness momentarily but is immediately
drugged into unconsciousness again. FBuffy sneaks use of Joyce's
creditcard to phonebook a plane ticket.

An armoured truck stops a police transport dead in its tracks, and the semi
conscious BFaith is dragged out by heavily armed representatives of The
Watchers Council.

FBuffy turns up at Giles'. She promises to patrol that night in search of
Adam. Instead she hangs out at The Bronze, dancing and all-but-seducing
Spike.

Adam's sought out some vampires in a sewer. He prattles on a bit, but the
upshot of it all is that he wants to become their business manager and help
them to improve their efficiency.

BFaith awakes finding herself chained into the back of the armoured truck.
The Watchers Council heavies won't even consider her pleas to verify her
identity. The guys are insulting and abusive and make it clear they'd be
only too happy to shoot her down dead.

Willow takes Tara to The Bronze, there they bump into FBuffy. While
Willow's out of earshot getting in drinks, FBuffy's slagging off bigtime.
She pops outside momentarily to dust a vamp that Willow pointed out. The
young woman (intended victim) clasps her hand and thanks her for saving her
life. We can see that this touches something deep within the slayer.

Back at Tara's, she tells Willow that something's seriously screwy with
Buff. They decide to do a spell. A particularly difficult and intense
one. Meanwhile FBuffy's also left The Bronze. She turns up at Riley's
where a supersonic sex session ensues.

Things are getting pretty intense and heated over at Tara's too, in a
witchy sort of way. FBuffy rides Riley into a stupor and then slips away
come first light in the morning.

The Watchers Council headquarters have issued a "kill" order on Faith.
Just as the guy's about to kill her, BFaith is able to commandeer the truck
and make good her escape.

FBuffy's at the airport about to board an international flight. BFaith's
at Giles' trying desperately to convince him that she is the real Buffy.
Willow and Tara arrive and back up her story. TV newsflash reports a
church full of hostages being held by a trio of "frighteningly disfigured"
men. Both BFaith and FBuffy see these reports. At the airport check-in,
her escape assured, FBuffy abandons her plan and heads off to church to
save the lives of the humans inside.

FBuffy arrives at the church. Riley's outside. FBuffy goes inside to dust
the vamps. A minute later the armoured truck stops outside and BFaith and
the rest of the scoobygang dis-embark.

Inside the church FBuffy's getting a right hiding from the third vamp who's
had the benefit of some extra tuition from Adam. BFaith dusts this
remaining vampire. The two slayer-gals slug it out bigtime. The magicbox
(furnished by Will' and Tara) does it's trick and the girls identities are
reset to how they should be. Faith legs it from the church.

As the episode closes, we see Faith's sad and sorry figure making an
economy class escape.

Review by Catherine Jemma 4 May y2k