Thursday, January 26, 2006

ANGEL eps 1.01 thru 1.08 reviews re-discovered

This review is a little longer, but I reckon that's ok, 'cause it's the
first ep of a new series



ANGEL ep 1.01 "City of....."

Angel's in a bar, drowning the sorrows of his broken heart. A pretty girl
leaves with some shadey looking characters, Angel tails them at a distance.

In the alley outside the bar, the girl is about to donate blood to an
un-worthy cause, when Angel arrives on-scene. He wipes the floor with the
nasty guys, before abrubtly taking his leave. (He really did want to stay
and lick her wounds clean for her).

Angel returns home to his basement apartment, to find an intruder. A bloke
calling himself "Doyle" claims to be a messenger for "the powers that be".
Doyle has a mission for them, saving lives and souls. He's had a
premonition. He gives Angel a scrap of paper with a firstname and the name
of a coffeeshop scrawled on if.

Angel gets talking to the waitress there, Tina. He waits outside for her
to get off work. As she's owed some money by a girlfriend, Angel gives her
a ride to a Hollywood party, where she hopes to collect. At the party
Angel bumps into Cordelia Chase and they briefly exchange pleasantries.

As Angel and Tina leave the party they are jumped by a couple of heavies
who snatch Tina. Angel chases the guys and catches up with them in the
basement parking garage. He gives them a bit of a spanking. Tina hops
into his car and they zoom off to his apartment, where he sets Tina a place
to sleep for the night.

Before going off to sleep, Tina says she's been having boyfriend trouble
with "Russell". She's left him but he's obsessive and won't let go of her.
While she sleeps, Angel does some research and finds that Russell might
indeed have murdered his last girlfriend who tried to leave him.

In the morning when Tina awakes she is frightened and paranoid. She gets
it in her head, that Angel may be secretly working for Russell. Tina runs
out the upstairs door, Angel follows and as a shaft of direct sunlight
strikes him, he fangs up and starts to burn. He retreats quickly but
Tina's seen him do his monster impression.

Returning to her pokey apartment to pack her stuff, Tina is surprised by
Russell. He says all the right things to sweet talk her. Oh yeah he kills
her right after that of course. Later Angel arrives. He enters her
apartment (which he can, un-invited, because: ) Tina lies dead on the
floor. After examining the wounds to her body, he leaves and drops-a-dime
to 911, for the bodybag brigade. Returning to his own apartment, he gets
Doyle to help him with research.

Meanwhile Russell's shopping for a new bit of skirt, to rough up. His gaze
falls upon some videotape containing footage of Cordelia.

Angel and Doyle's research has turned up some info on Russell, a wealthy
businessman.

That evening a stretch limo calls for Cordelia and whisks her off to
Russell's mansion. Angel and Doyle arrive outside the mansion's security
gates a few minutes later, and Angel "talks" the guard into letting him in.

Just as Russell is about to kill Cordy, Angel arrives. He gives Russ a wee
bit of a slap around, and then runs interference with Russell's
triggerhappy bodyguards, as he and Cordelia make their escape.

The next day, Angel seeks out Russell in his towerblock luxury office
suite. Angel boots an office chair out through a 40th storey plateglass
window. This leaves Russell, not; a happy chap-py.

Later back at Angel's building, Cordelia seems to have taken over the floor
above Angel's basement apartment. She's declared that they're now a team,
and elected herself secretary and chief organiser.

Doyle, with all the sensitivity and finesse we've come to expect of him,
remarks to Angel, that he thinks Cordelia is "a right stiffener".

Catherine Jemma 8 Feb y2k

Hi there

Just a query, are you actually re-typing my submissions in, or are you
using some cut-and-paste technique (I never have got the hang of that
myself) to grab what I wrote, as a whole.

Personally I'd prefer you were doing the cut-and-paste style grab. Because
I often specifically place commas, apostrophes and hyphens. (Sorry if I
sound like a broken record on this). You'll also notice a handful of
unusual (sometimes American) terminologies used occasionally. Also, and
you'll appreciate this more if you've actually seen the eps yourself, I
have often worded certain phrases very specifically to sidestep major
spoilers. (Example, re Angel ep one, Russell is actually a vampire and he
was still sitting on the office chair when Angel booted it out through the
highrise plate glass window, however I especially didn't want to give
"everything" away, eh.

I have to goto Perth for a few days on Friday returning Sunday and then
again from Wed next week to Friday. So don't expect any more reviews out
of me for a few days.

I should be able to do the Angel ep 3 review on next Monday morning 14 Feb,
and the fourth Angel review on next Tuesday 15 Feb, OK ??

Do let me know the web address asap, as I'd love to see my work "published"

cheers



ANGEL ep 1.02 "...Lonely Hearts"

Hangin' around the office with nothing to do, Doyle's trying to summon the
courage to ask Cordelia out on a date. However suddenly Doyle has a
premonition regarding a nightclub called "D'Oblique". No other details
being forthcoming, the team from "Angel Investigations" cruise the club,
handing out the business cards that Cordy's had printed.

Perhaps their technique needs some finetuning. Angel starts talking to a
pretty girl, but his foot seems to be in his mouth most of the time.
Meanwhile some creep asks Cordelia what the going rate is, if he wants her
for just an hour. Not surprisingly this leads to a bar room brawl.
Nothing else of consequence occurs that night, so the Angel team agree the
night's been a total washout.

The following day, Team Angel do research on the internet and it seems that
a number of young women have gone missing near the D'Oblique nightclub. In
one case at least, "eviscerated" remains were later found.

Angel cruises the club again that evening. Cordy and Doyle are back at
base camp leafing through ancient books, seeing what the world has to offer
in the way of eviscerating demons and other such nasties. While examining
an old drawing of a particularly grotesque fellow, Cordelia declares her
total hatred for all demons. The conversation isn't really headed in the
direction Doyle was hoping.

Angel has traced a girl from the club to her apartment. He enters to find
her spread across the bed, in a somewhat eviscerated state. Across the
room, an (apparent) young man is just putting his clothes back on. Angel
and the demon have an un-man to un-man talk followed by a fight that near
wrecks the apartment. The demon escapes just as "Kate Lockley", a pretty
young police detective, working undercover at the club, arrives. Needless
to say she believes that Angel's the killer. Angel knocks her 'round just
enough to facilitate his escape. The Angel team meet up at Cordy's
apartment, to exchange the information they've come up with and form an
action plan.

Angel phones Kate at the copshop and arranges to meet her at the club that
evening. She's tricked into going into a storeroom out back, where the
demon knocks the wind out of her and is about to really spoil her day,
when Angel strikes the demon from behind and knocks him away.

Angel and the demon do their best to bash the stuffing out of each other.
The demon gets away but Angel catches up with him in an alleyway outside.
The ensuing fight is heated, the demon getting a little more heated than he
would have liked. Kate runs up and puts a few rounds into the demon with
her service revolver. Probably not terribly effective, but it would've
made her feel better.

Detective Kate Lockley and Angel, come to a reconciliation and agreement,
of sorts.

Catherine Jemma 9 Feb y2k




ANGEL ep 1.03 "In The Dark"

The teaser opens with Angel saving yet another Damsel in distress down a
dark dingy alleyway, one night in downtown L.A. Some distance away, the
alleyway is being spied upon by Spike, muttering away to himself.

Oz turns up at the Angel Investigations office, where Cordelia recognises
him instantly. As talkative as he ever is, pleasantries are exchanged and
The Ring (which is The Gem of Omara) is handed over. (Note that this is a
minor crossover episode with Buffy 4.03).

The Damsel phones up, the police have let her violently abusive ex
boyfriend out of jail. Angel's about to cruise off to her in The
Angelmobile when Spike jumps him in his garage. They make with the
pummeling on each other. Spike wants The Gem of Omara, and no whimpy
little goody twoshoes Angel is going to come between him and the ring.
Cordy and Doyle enter the garage, and moments later Spike makes his escape.

At Angel's suggestion, Cordy and Doyle hide out at Doyle's apartment.
Meanwhile Doyle phones around to a few of his underworld contacts, trying
to get a bead on where Spike may be hiding out. Following a lead Doyle has
come up with, Angel sets out seeking Spike's hide-y hole. Angel is
cornered in an alleyway, overpowered and enchained by Spike and his evil
assistant. Taken to an old warehouse that's been set up as a torture
chamber. This is NOT, going to be one of Angel's better days. Spike
leaves Angel alone with the torturer, a sadistic vampire bastard, who comes
across like a deranged "Dr Mengeler".

Spike goes to Angel HQ and tosses the place seeking the ring, which Angel
didn't have on him when captured (he'd hidden it earlier). Cordelia and
Doyle have got worried because Angel's been out of contact for too long,
returning to the office they run into Spike there. He tells them to bring
the ring to a certain warehouse at sunset, or else he'll kill Angel.

Cordelia and Doyle search Angel's apartment to no avail. They then check
out the rat infested swers underneath. Doyle surrepticiously uses his
enhanced senses to sniff out the ring's hiding place. Later when they meet
up with Spike, they throw the ring towards him and are about to collect
Angel when Spike renegs on his side of the bargain and is about to kill
Angel anyway.

Suddenly a large van containing Oz crashes through the warehouse door. The
Angel team grab Angel up (who's in a severely bad way) push him into the
back of the van, and effect a high speed getaway. Spike searches the
warehouse floor looking for the ring, only to discover that his assistant,
that nasty torturer guy, has doublecrossed him and decamped with "his"
ring. Spike has a few choice words to say about this.

Despite his substantial injuries, Angel insists on the van being turned
around and going to a particular seaside pier where he thinks the (now
nearly invincible) vampire torturer guy may have been headed to engage in
some casual daytime mayhem.

Angel takes the biggest risk he's ever taken in his life, in an all out
fight with his torturer. Eventually Angel does prevail, and the torturer
guy is toast, well, ash.

Angel has a pretty cruise-y few hours, soaking up the sun. That evening he
stands atop a building prattling on philosophical mumbo-jumbo to Doyle,
while watching his first sunset in over 200 years.

There is a small (ok very small) amount of doubt in my mind as to what
happens in the final scene. At the moment when Angel's gaze is averted,
Doyle makes a quite specific and un-natural movement of his hand. Now I
don't know for sure, but '*if* Doyle was a cheat at cards in his younger
days, could he have been..........?

Catherine Jemma 14 Feb y2k

Hello again

Actually I see on the ng a very thorough review of Angel ep 1.01 posted by
a Robbie Mathews I think. It's an excellent review, but also so very
thorough that nothing is left to the imagination. Probably not a worry if
you've already seen the said episode. But a total and absolute spoiler for
anyone who hasn't. Still it's an excellent review, I suggest you check it
out.

ANGEL ep 1.04 ? title ?

Cordy and Doyle are discussing the team's lack of money due to Angel's lack
of wanting to charge for their services. Doyle gets another premonition,
and so Angel sets off.

At her workplace, a huge bunch of flowers arrives for "Melissa". Obviously
another case of excessive attention from an unwanted admirer. This puts
poor Melissa into a bit of a state. She heads off to the bathroom and
gobbles down a few pills before making a run for the basement parking
garage. She runs across Angel down there, he manages to have a few words
with her and gives her one of his businesscards. But she's out of her
mind, like a frightened rabbit, she hops into her car and does a runner.

Melissa stops at an ATM for some cash, but the machine doesn't seem to like
her today. She's still trying to get the machine to work for her when an
older man, "Ronald" steps up. He changed her PIN number "for her own
good". Apparently Ronald and Melissa went out on one date, once, and ever
since then he's been stalking her.

Melissa attends at Angel's office. She seems to be a bit sparse on details
though. "I know he's watching me, I can feel him watching me" sort of
thing. The A Team though are won over, they agree to take on the case,
reckoning that T.P.T.B only send messages to Doyle where Angel's help is
essential. Doyle does duty as a bodyguard while Angel heads off to the
copshop to speak to Detective Kate Lockley.

Kate pulls the paperwork, which describes how previously Melissa had indeed
lodged a complaint for stalking against Ronald. However because he was a
respected doctor and surgeon, and without any real evidence (and with legal
threats from the law firm of Wolfram and Hart) the case had to be dropped.

Angel sneaks into Doc Ronald's office and is having a poke around when the
doctor walks in on him. Angel gives a false name and spins a yarn about
his wife urgently needing a near impossible operation to save her life.
Angel leaves after surrepticiously pocketing a 'new age' type book.
Cordy's in a hospital cafetaria trying to dig up some dirt on The Doc,
Angel chases up the author of the new age book. A reclusive type guy, who
some years before had got to know the doctor quite well, and was downright
spooked out of his mind by him.

At night while she's in bed, Ronald breaks into Melissa's apartment (well
more or less). He sexually interferes with the sleeping Melissa. She
slowly awakes and then starts to scream her head off when she twigs as to
what's happening to her. A nearby black-and-white unit (assigned by
Detective Kate Lockley) hears the screaming and the cop goes in to
investigate.. He quickly searches her apartment but finds nothing. The
cop is then trying to calm down the hysterical Melissa, when old Doc Ronald
attacks the cop from behind, quickly gaining the upper hand. Melissa
(screaming, as per her usual state, of late) runs from her apartment
straight into Angel, as he arrives outside. Kate arrives with
re-inforcements, Ronald is nowhere to be found, although the cop lies dead
on Melissa's apartment floor.

Angel arranges a meet with Ronald at his doctor's offices (ostensibly
regarding his wife's surgery). But as soon as Angel arrives it's obvious
that somehow the Ronald's onto him. Doc Ronald shoots Angel full of an
experimental animal tranquiliser and leaves him to die on the floor.
Meanwhile Melissa's been filled up on whiskey and crashed out on Angel's
bad, watched over by Cordelia and Doyle.

Despite the best efforts of Cordy and Doyle, Ronald gains entry to Angel's
apartment. He roughs up Cordy and locks her in a closet, while slinging
Doyle down into the sewer tunnels. Ronald confronts Melissa in person,
face to face. She's not afraid anymore, she's past being afraid. Melissa
stares him down and gives him a severe talking to. The good doc's about to
cut Melissa up real bad, using a surgical scalpel he has handy, when Angel
arrives, much to the doctor's surprise. Angel then gets to bust Ronald up
a bit.

Later he details to Cordelia and Doyle how he's sorted out the old doctor,
good and proper. Melissa arrives at Angel's office. She's not a sucker
for punishment anymore, she's got control of her life back, and she's not
going to swallow any more rubbish. Some minor trouble with a "Bill" is
quickly cleared up and Melissa departs after giving Angel a potplant.
Doyle wants a drink "to celebrate" and leaves with Cordy, although Angel
prefers to stay behind at the office that day.

Catherine Jemma 21 Feb y2k

Hi there, golly it's after 5 pm and I still haven't gone online today yet.
It's getting later and later, eh.

Mother bantam hen has 7 chicks hatched out alive under her when I checked a
few mins ago, they are so cute


ANGEL ep 1.05 Room With A View

Cordelia seems to be having trouble with trashbags, and the telephone too.
She does a bunk from the office leaving Doyle trying to pump Angel for info
on her.

Arriving home at her apartment (which is such a dump that it'd need major
renovations just to get up-graded to "condemned" status) the cockroach
invasion gets the better of her, and she frantically dials up Doyle. He
can't come to the phone right now though, because he's getting the hard
word put upon him by a debt collector guy. He does a runner from his
apartment with the debt collector chasing right behind him.

Angel's leisurely shower, to a background of classical music, is
interrupted by Cordy banging furiously on his door. 'Not that (Angel) was
her last resort, just that (she) had nowhere else to go'. In thirty
seconds of fast talking she's hijacked Angel's apartment/shower/and only
bed.

Doyle arrives at the office to find Cordelia suffering from lack-of-mirror.
When quizzed, she admits to giving out his home address over the phone to
someone claiming to be a relative. Angel pulls a stunt on Doyle and gets
him to admit he owes money. Doyle wants Angel to intercede on his behalf,
but Angel's got a more important issue to deal with first. They make an
agreement that if Doyle will help Angel with his "problem", then Angel will
sort things out with the debt collector.

Cordelia's having trouble finding an apartment. All the one's she's looked
at seem to be unsuitable for one reason or another. Doyle reckons he
"knows a guy" and can get her a good deal. A respectable real estate agent
shows Cordelia a huge fully furnished luxury apartment. It seems perfect.
But what Doyle and Cordy don't see as they inspect it, is a wall looking at
them. The apartment is available immediately so Cordy signs the papers on
the spot and moves in that day.

That night Cordelia's just gotten to sleep when the apartment starts to
have a go at her. At sunrise things seem to settle down, to a degree, but
then as Doyle and Angel arrive, the haunting revs up into high gear. The
guys drag Cordy out, she's still screamin' that she'll die before she gives
up "her" apartment. The ghost of a little old lady agrees with her.

Back at Angel's office, Doyle's researching the building's history and
previous occupants. Angel slopes off to chat up his favourite policewoman.
Later that day, arriving back at the, by then, deserted office, Cordy gets
a phone message from Angel to meet him at her apartment. Once she gets
there however, the apartment locks her in and the ghost of the old woman
turns nasty. Angel and Kate discover that a large number of the
apartment's former tenants have died all from apparent suicides. From the
copshop he phones his office, Doyle takes the call having just arrived
back. Doyle retrieves the earlier message off of the answering machine.
They twig that the message is a fake and race off to the apartment with
great fears for Cordelia's safety.

Meanwhile the old lady ghost has seen to it that Cordelia is hung up to
die. Angel and Doyle arrrive just in time to cut her down. They then try
a spell, but Cordy's totally lost it, and is just a waste of space. It's
around this time that the debt collector bursts in, with some extra muscle
to back him up. While Doyle and Angel are fighting them off, the ghost
corners Cordy in the bedroom, and sets about 'suiciding' her again. Cordy
finally comes to her sense and engages "Bitch" mode (something which we
haven't seen since her SunnyDale days) and goes one on one with the ghost.
(Really mate, the ghost doesn't stand a chance, eh)

The ghost seems to have been vanquished, and by then the 2 guys have beaten
the bulldust outa the debt collector blokes, when suddenly Cordelia becomes
possessed by something and starts to smash down an internal wall with
little more than brute force. We see a flashback scene which explains a
part of the apartments history. Ultimately the situation becomes resolved
to Cordelia's benefit, albeit in a somewhat atypical manner.

Catherine Jemma 8 March y2k

I haven't been 100 % over the last couple of days, but wanted to ensure you
had this review intime to allow your webpage to maintain being one week
ahead of tv screenings.


Angel ep 1.06 Sense and Sensitivity

Burglarboy's doing a runner, down a dark alleyway (where else) when
Detective Kate Lockley tackles him and then uses her female charm, NOT, to
try to extract information from him.

Octupus has been on the dinner menu lately for the team at Angel
Investigations. Cordelia accuses Angel of being "insensitive" (the pot
calling the kettle black?) and rates his apology as "lame".

Kate needs some extra assistance on a case so asks Angel to help track down
a monster, er sorry that should be mobster. It takes Angel all of a
couple of hours to do what the whole police force can't do, and Kate soon
has the crimeboss esconced in the local lockup. But he's soon represented
by a lawyer from the firm 'Wolfram and Hart' (that in itself is almost an
admission of guilt). The lawyer makes trouble for the cops, and they are
all forced to go on a "sensitivity training course". Even from behind
bars, the crimeboss has big plans for Kate's downfall and his 'early
release' from incarceration.

Meanwhile the sensitivity classes are turning the local constabulary into
emasculated pussycats.

Kate's dad, a uniformed officer, is retiring, and as his retirement bash
turns first into a huge sobfest and then starts to go awry, Angel whisks
Kate out of there. With the crew all assembled back at his office, Angel
manages to get out of Kate details about the sensitivity training course,
and goes off to investigate the man running it. He finds the dude and a
fight ensues.

Detective Dipstick Kate (she's so bad you can nearly see the high and low
marks) had been left at Angel's office with Cordelia and Doyle watching
over her, but she pulls her gun on them and flees. They follow discretely
and arrive outside the poliice station. Kate's gone inside, where it's
utter bedlam. A "sensitive" custody officer has opened the cell doors and
let all the crims out. All the other police officers are just as rat-arsed
on excess emotions and the whole area (both inside and outside the copshop)
is going to hell-in-a-handbasket real fast.

Angel meets up with Cordy and Doyle outside the police station, but he's
been whammied too, and isn't much cop either. Cordy and Doyle have to take
the lead. The mobster guy's got out of the cells and siezed a pump action
riotgun and has it trained on Kate. C/D/A arrive in the detective's
squadroom and when Angel sees Kate's staring down the barrel of a 12 gauge,
at near pointblank range, he gets in touch with his more hostile feelings
in order to save her.

Review by Catherine Jemma 20 March y2k

ANGEL ep 1.07 The Bachelor Party

It's evening and the two blokes are hanging around the office with nothing
better to do. Cordelia steps in, the way she's dressed it looks like she's
on her way out to The Academy Awards. A slick yuppie arrives and whisks
her away for the evening (after that is, getting a verbal grilling by
Angel, who's doing an impression of an over protective father). After
Cordelia's left, Doyle gets a vision, so he and Angel head-off to off-head,
the evil.

Cordelia's in a fancy restaurant, bored titless by the stockmarket
monologue issuing from her dinner-date's lips. She feigns illness and has
her date drop her off back by Angel's office. A vampire jumps them both,
on the footpath right outside the office. Yuppie-sissy-boy does a bunk,
leaving Cordy to take all the heat. Doyle arrives onscene. He takes a
hell of a pounding, but eventually bests the vamp.

Doyle's wife Harry stops by. She wants him to sign the divorce papers she's
brought, so she can re-marry. A moment later, some guy wanders into
Angel's office too. It's her new beau, 'Richard', scopin' out his gal's
last hubby.

Doyle still cares for Harry and is concerned for her. He asks Angel to do
a bit of an obbo on this Richard guy. Later Angel sees Richard go demon
and advance on Harry as they're alone together in a deserted restaurant,
Angel smashes his way in, and a brief fight ensues, but it turns out that
Harry knows all about Richard's family tree.

Doyle agrees to sign the divorce papers, and is invited to the bachelor
party. Cordelia's invited to Harry's 'shower. Doyle drags Angel along
with him (although he wasn't actually invited) to the bachelor party.
Angel though remains somewhat aloof. He seems to have a bad feeling in his
gut.

But hey, the bachelor party seems to be running par for the course. Lots
of beer, lots of obnoxious behaviour, testosterone overload and a half
naked strippergirl. Angel sees some of Richard's rellies doing some demon
ritually things in a backroom. They discover Angel and beat him into
unconsciousness.

Doyle is restrained and preparations are well underway for Richard to eat
his brain. Doyle's mere moments away from going topless, when Angel
regains consciousness, fangs up, and starts kickin' the crap out of the
place.

The fight ends abruptly when Cordy and Harry turn up and Harry tells her
prospective hubby that his prospects for being her hubby aren't so good
anymore. Harry and Cordy, Angel and Doyle, walk out of the bachelor party,
the demons let them go unchallenged. (They reckon that a wife whose knees,
only bend the one way, just plain isn't worth it)

Later back at Angel's office, the trio's de-briefing is interupted by Doyle
having a vision. Buffy is in mortal danger. (This leads to the
Buffy/Angel major crossover episodes 4.08/1.08)

Review by Catherine Jemma 28 March y2k

I'll be away from the comp until about Monday.

ANGEL ep 1.08 I Will Remember You

Angel's back, from his 3 days in SunnyDale (see ep B 4.08). He's partway
through sorting out his desk when Buffy walks in. Cordy and Doyle beat a
hasty retreat, leaving Buffy, who's right bitchy to have her whinge at
Angel.

They say what they have to, to each other, and Buffy's about to leave when
Samurai Warrior Demon Guy smashes in through the office window. The
ensuing rumble wrecks the office but the demon escapes, injured and
bleeding.

Buffy and Angel cruise the sewers together (following a demonblood trail)
having a heart to heart talk as they go. They split up, Buffy going
topside into the daylight while Angel stays searching below. Angel comes
across the demon in the sewers, he suffers a minor cut, but succeeds in
killing the demon, however some of the demon's blood infects his cut.

After collapsing to the ground, and glowing for a few seconds, Angel
doesn't not have a heartbeat anymore.

Cordelia and Doyle arrive back at the office to find it trashed (from the
fight earlier) a few seconds later Angel walks in. Within all of 15
seconds he's done a refridgerator raid. Angel wants to know why,
The-Powers-That-Be have/have allowed him to become mortal again. He gets
Doyle to open a gateway to "The Oracles", they say only that he's
"released" and is to lead a mortal life (and death) from now on.

Angel seeks out Buffy and surprises her by meeting her outside in the full
sunlight. They retire to his basement apartment. Cordelia and Doyle are
upstairs, Cordy's got a very firm opinion on what they're doing. In the
basement though, they're just having afternoon tea and a chat. No Really !
! After a lot of talking, Buffy's about to leave, when (to take a quote
from The Bloodhound Gang's recent hit song The Bad Touch) "You and me baby
aren't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel".

Doyle and Cordy are in a bar wondering about their future. Doyle's happy
he won't be getting anymore "Headsplitting Mindnumbing Visions". When
suddenly he's floored by a headsplitting mindnumbing vision. Apparently
Samurai demonguy has regenerated himself and is even bigger and stronger
than before. Doyle tells Angel about his vision, but Angel refuese to
bring Buffy into the loop. Angel and Doyle go off to fight the demon.
Angel gets the Kakka kicked out of him, and would've been killed if it
wasn't for Buffy's timely arrival.

Later Angel again seeks out The Oracles, he wants his Vampirism back. They
agree it can be done, but subject to some pretty heavy conditions on our
poor little Ange-man.

Review by Catherine Jemma 30 March y2k

BUFFY eps 4.01 thru 4.08 reviews re-discovered

Some years ago I reviewed eps of BUFFY and ANGEL and emailed the reviews
which were posted on a fan website.

Unfortunately, That website has been defunct for some time now.
Here are the original reviews, I have not further edited them, except
for the removal of some personal email content. 26-01-2006

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I have been deliberately vague in places and especially not given away
major spoilers , but have included what I think is plenty of details to
make the review interesting (for example Eddie becomes turned into a
vampire and is killed by Buffy, as is the female vamp Sunday, howvere I
avoided naming them as the one's she got, in my review)

NOTE That it is a deliberate part of my writing style to use commas and
hyphens more than average. I do this to make things read in a more
true-to-verbal style.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, ep 4.01 The Freshman

The teaser opens with Buffy and Willow in a graveyard and Buffy seems to
have well lost her focus, Slayerwise.

At the episode opening, over a background of lonesome and lonely music, we
see Buffy wandering around lost and well out of her depth, at UC*D college
orientation day <<logo>>>

Willow though is in her element and already has herself 100 % organised.
At the University bookshop Buffy has a run-in with a spunky young Tutorial
Assistant. Buffy is instantly attracted to him, but he seems only to have
eyes for the more academic Willow.

Buffy doesn't much like her new room-mate and wishes that she and Willow
had been assigned a room together.

Day one of classes doesn't start at all well, when Buffy gets booted out of
her lecture by a grumpy professor. Her second class is only marginally
better, the professor there's a hard nosed bitch, who barks her words out
to the class. But at least the ol' Buffmeister makes it through the class.

Later, lost on the campus at night, Buffy has a chance encounter with a
nice freshman boy called Eddie. The next day he fails to show up for class.
He has supposedly dropped out of school but Buffy isn't so sure.

The next night, Buffy is attacked by a group of vampires. She takes out one
of them, but their leader, a female vamp named Sunday, fair whips Buffy's
butt. Buffy escapes with her life, barely. She is injured and thoroughly
humiliated.

Buffy skips college for the day and returns home for a time-out and to
regain her composure. Unfortunately there's no place for her there, her
bedroom's already been taken over (by her mother for storage).

Returning to her college dorm-room she finds she's been "dissappeared". ie
someone has nicked all her stuff, and left a "I've dropped out of college
and run away" note, with her name forged on the bottom.

Buffy wanders around, she's at her lowest ebb ever, when she runs across
Xander. He helps her regain some of her focus. "Let's put this bitch in
the ground" he says and they head off together.

They discover where the vampires might be hiding and go for a reccy. Xander
goes away to secure weapons leaving Buffy to keep an eye on the vampires
lair. She drops in on them, weapon-less, a bit earlier than planned.

The battle starts poorly for Buffy, but she regains her focus partway
through the fight, killing 2 vampires while 2 others escape. Moments later
Xander arrives with weapons and reinforcements. But it's all over, Buffy's
back to her good old Slayer self and her confidence in her slayer abilities
has returned.

As Buffy and the Slayerettes reclaim her belongings from the lair, and
return to her room, we see that one of the vampires that escaped, running
away through another part of the campus grounds, is stunned unconscious, by
an electrical "Taser" gun, and taken captive by a group of masked men.

Review by Catherine Jemma 3 Feb y2k


OK I've got 2 for you. No I didn't rush them, I did one last night when
Parkinson was on. I only have 2 channels here, ABC and GWN (= ch 7 clone,
Prime), and that had sport on.

So I did one B ep last night and one this morning

As per the first review I tried to be vague enough in places so as not to
give everything away, however I recommend you web header page containing
some sort of spoiler warning "The following reviews contain some spoilers"
or etc

As usual it is written in my regular style with the use of commas, hyphens
etc as I see fit.



BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ep 4.02 Living Conditions

Rooming with Cathy is bugging Buff, big time. Not quite the roomy from
hell, but Cathy's obsessive compulsive behaviour is driving Buffy to
distraction.

Struggling to find an excuse to leave on her nightly patrolling, Buffy
claims she's going for a coffee, but Cathy tags along anyway. On a dark
campus path, a demon attacks them from behind. Buffy shoves Cathy out of
the way, into some shrubbery, and smacks the demon 'round a bit. The demon
runs off before Cathy regains her senses and climbs out from amongst the
bushes.

Cathy even crowds in on Buffy's personal space in the cafetaria, when she
squeezes in on the Slayerettes table at lunchtime. Buffy chatted with a
guy at lunch, later Cathy seems to be moving in on him too.

The Slayerettes are concerned that Buffy is losing the plot mentally and
going off the deep end. Cathy's irritating behaviour is in danger of
costing her a right pounding and maybe worse. Oz accompanies Buffy on
patrol that night, in order to keep an eye on her deteriorating mental
state.

The next morning, Buffy having seen Cathy having a girl to girl chat with
Willow, tells Willow she intends to kill Cathy. Willow "drops-a-dime" and
dobs in Buffy's homicidal intentions to Giles. Xander, Oz and Giles
conspire to capture Buffy and tie her up in Giles' apartment. Giles then
leaves to continue his research on the original demon attacker. Buffy
escapes her bonds and overcomes Oz and Xander, leaving them unconscious on
the floor.

Buffy returns to her room to have it out once and for all with Cathy.
Giles returns to his apartment, to find Buffy gone and the 2 guys nursing
sore heads. His research has turned up some disturbing information. Giles
and Willow together try an incantation.

The catfight between Cathy and Buffy rapidly become serious and violent.
Cathy seems to be getting the upper hand, when the dorm-rroom door bursts
open and Cathy's Dad storms in. He is NOT a happy man, and insists that his
runaway offspring return with him to the family home where she belongs.

Buffy gets assigned a new room-mate, but her nerves are still on a knife
edge. Will things be any better after all ??

Catherine Jemma, 6 Feb y2k

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ep 4.03 The Harsh Light Of Day

Buffy's been seeing a lot of a guy called Parker lately. After a night out
at the student bar, Buffy and Parker leave together. As Willow leaves the
bar, she is attacked right outside, by Melody, a girl she knew from
Sunnydale High last year. Oz arrives and helps fight her off.

Just as Buffy and Parker reach her dorm-room door, Oz and Willow run up and
relate what's just happened. Meanwhile Harmony's returned home and begs
her boyfriend to kill Willow for her. But he's not interested in girlie
squabbles. He's got more important work on his mind.

Anya (the vengeance demon whom Willow turned mortal by a spell, in the
earlier episode 3:16 Dopplegangland) re-appears on the scene and starts
bugging Xander. She wants Xander and she wants sex, and there ain't
nothin' gonna stand in her way !

Buffy and Parker run across Spike and Melody in the student bar. Buffy
chases them outside and a brief fight ensues. Spike backs off and Melody
threatens they'll be back stronger and deadlier, when they've found the
magic jewel they're seeking.

Later, Buffy meets up with Parker again. They go back to his room, where
his slick talking seduces her. Meanwhile Anya has waylaid Xander in his
basement aprtment, and seduced him, well and truely.

The next morning when Buffy arrives back at her dorm room, Willow and Giles
are already waiting for her, with worrying news.

Melody's perpetual bimbo-headedness, has driven Spike to the edge. They
discover the cache of jewels they're seeking and grab a handful each.
Melody finally pisses off Spike to the max and he rams a stake through her,
in a moment of fury.

Buffy has wondered why Parker hasn't phoned or got back to her in the last
couple of days. Then she sees him getting friendly with another girl on
the campus grounds. She accosts him and he as good as admits that he was
just using her for sex.

Buffy has barely had a moment for that shattering revelation to sink in,
when as she turns around she is suddenly and unexpectedly attacked by
Spike, right there in the campus grounds. He is very strong now and even
staking him doesn't seem to be slowing him down much. The fight is very
vicious indeed but Buffy finally manages to take the protective jewel away
from Spike, now vulnerable, he runs away.

Later, at a meeting of the Slayerettes, it is agreed that Oz will take the
gem for safekeeping.

As the episode closes, 3 lonely women, all having just lost the men in
their lives, are seen wandering aiimlessly 'round the campus grounds.

Catherine Jemma, 6 Feb y2k

Just a sidenote re my earlier review. I might have been in error on a minor
point. The reference for the ep where Willow's spell converted theVengeance
Demon Anyanka into human form might have been ep 3.09 The Wish and not ep
3.16 Dopplegangland as I earlier suggested.

You may just want to delete the bracketed reference from my earlier review.


BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ep 4.04 Fear, Itself

As the Slayerettes are happily engaged in carving pumpkin heads for
Hallowe'en, Buffy is severely depressed at having been dumped by Parker.
She's so broken up inside that the next day when she sees Parker in the
cafetaria, she does a bail.

Anya seeks out Xander in his basement apartment. "You haven't called" she
says, "It's been a whole week since we copulated". Xander invites Anya out
with him and the gang, to the Hallowe'en festivities that evening.

Oz helps a Fraternity install a high powered sound system for their
Frat-house. Amongst the Hallowe'en party decorations and props, a
Pentagram is being drawn onto the floor. Nicking his finger while
installing a loudspeaker, some drops of Oz's blood fall within the
Pentagram.

That evening Oz and Willow join up with Buffy and Xander and together
wander along towards the Frat-house party. On the way they see a group in
paramilitary costumes armed with realistic looking assault weapons. Upon
entering the Frat-house, the groundfloor seems to be deserted, although
frightening sounds fill the air. Anya arrives a few minutes later, but
can't get in because the house now has no external front door. She looks
around just in time to see the windows disappearing too.

Anya leaves and seeks out Giles' help. He quickly packs a carrybag with
supplies. Meanwhile things in the Frat-house are getting weirder.

The Slayerettes while exploring, become seperated. Oz commences to wolf
out. Willow tries to use witchcraft, to help find the others. But that
idea doesn't go as planned. Xander seems to have become invisible, while
Buffy has a run in with some bad dudes.

Arriving outside the house, Giles selects what he needs to create a
doorway, from within his carrybag. He enters the house accompanied by
Anya, but they too become trapped as the doorway instantly disappears
behind them. The meet up with the other 4 Slayerettes, now back together.


Willow has found an old book, from which the Pentagram was copied. She and
Giles try to make sense of it's archaic language. Before they have time to
seek a solution their way, Buffy acts impetuously, inadvertantly summoning
forth the Fear Demon in full physical form.

Prompted by Giles, and using a non-standard Slayer technique, Buffy manages
to overcome the demon.

Catherine Jemma, 7 Feb y2k

Yeah sorry I didn't do this yesterday, I wasn't well. I wasn't too good
this morning but came right as the day wore on. I actually did this at
breakfast but only now, 4 pm my time, have I got 'round to sitting down at
the comp. My handwritten notes take up more space than any other rreviw,
so I hope it's ok.

I have fastforwarded my Buffy/Angel tape so that tomorrows review will hop
to angel ep 1.05, ok. Then I'll rewind and do the other 3 Buffy's in a
row. I thought I'd do it this way in order to more easily enable you to
maintian one or two eps ahead of the airing of eps. I goto Perth next in
six days so you should have all the Buffy's upto 4.08 and Angel's to 1.07
by then, ok


BUFFY ep 4.05 Beer Bad

The episode opens with Buffy slaying numerous vampires in defence of
Parker, who then begs for Buffy's forgiveness. But....It's all just a
daydream. Buffy's really in a lecture and Parker's just a few seats away,
chatting up another girl.

Xander's started attending UC Sunnydale. Well he's started working as a
bartender at the on-campus Pub anyway. At lunch, Willow (apparently)
admits to getting pregnant to her step-brother, and skulling a whole bottle
of Wild Turkey whiskey in order to console herself somewhat. Buffy's still
haunted by feelings for Parker, but Willow warns he's just plain no good.
That evening Buffy literally runs into Riley at the Pub, while spying
Parker at a table playing tonsil hockey with his latest conquest. A smart
alec college guy treats Xander like an idiot.

Sitting alone at the bar, Buffy is not feeling good. Seeing Parker sucking
face with his next victim hasn't helped. Buff finds a friendly bartender
to talk too. She has an idea for a new Health Plan for Parker. No, not
insurance, more of a slayer-esque bad-health plan. Buffy refers to herself
as a slut and an idiot for falling for Parker. As she's about to leave the
bar, she runs into some guy who invites her back to his table with him and
his three buddies (one of them the smart alec who put Xander down earlier).
They're buying the beers so Buffy decides to hang with them for awhile.

Willow and Oz are at the Bronze. Willow's done Oz's schoolwork for him,
again. Because he skipped lectures, again. Oz seems distracted by some
kind of weird vibes in the air. When the band begins to play he becomes
entranced with the female lead singer. "Verooka" he knows of, through his
musician contacts. This is the girl who he's made eye contact with on
several occasions but never actually spoken to.

The next morning Buffy's feeling the effects of too much beer. During
Maggie's lecture Buffy seems to be losing it. She snatches a sandwhich
right out of a neighbouring girls grasp and bolts it down. A brief
camerashot shows us some chemlab equipment set up in a backroom somewhere,
distilling something and adding it to the campus beer supply. That evening
Buffy's again sitting with the same 4 guys, who are knocking back the beers
like a gang of Aussie Miners.

Oz's skipped class yet again, he meets up with Willow and tells her he'll
be at the Bronze again that evening. This time he's been invited to sit in
and play along with Verooka's band. They go their seperate ways.

Xander manages to wheel Buffy out of the Pub and talk her into going home
to bed. Sometime later her boozebuddies discover her missing and become
upset. Then as Xander's trying to get the guys to leave, (now very drunk)
they prove themselves to be a right pack of animals. Xander gets knocked
to the floor and stunned temporarily but eventually gets the guys to leave.
Xander has words with his boss who's sorting out stock in the storeroom,
he admits to spiking the beer. He's sick of college guys who think they're
just "s-o-o-o" smart. His beer is supposed to bring them all down to a
lowest common denominator level.

Xander gets Giles and together they go to check on Buffy. She's been
making a right mess of her dormroom, but then does a runner in search of
more beer. Earlier, Willow had sought out Parker, found him in the pub,
and was giving him a piece of her mind when the 4 drunkards burst in,
behaving like a pack of wild animals they knock Willow and Parker to the
floor, smash the place up a bit and set it afire.

Xander catches up with Buffy, they notice a fire has broken out in the pub
(yeah her brain is about half-working at this stage). Buffy goes inside to
help drag out survivors while Xander goes off to raise the alarm.

After rescuing the unconscious Willow and helping others to escape, Buffy
was going to leave Parker to the fire, but has second thoughts and does
drag him clear.

Later, outside, during mopping up operations, Parker comes upto Buffy and
begs her forgiveness. Buffy gives him a piece of her mind, (which from
Buffy carries a bit more impact than Willows earlier attempt).


Catherine Jemma, 7 March y2k

Hi tthere

Well my handwritten notes for this one have exceeded all others, either my
writing's getting bigger or else I just felt like writing a lot.

Personally I love this ep, it's one of my favourites, and it is a very
intense episode. It starts off almost like a comedy but by the end of the
ep is a real tissueboxrequired tearjerker

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BUFFY ep 4.06 Wild At Heart

Buff's slayin' the vamps alright, but they just don't seem to appreciate
her sense of humour, while getting their requisite pummelling. Unknown to
Buffy (who in TVBuffyland doesn't get the useful PMS that her movieland
incarnation did) Spike is nearby and secretly looking on. As she leaves
to resume her patrol, he mutters a few threats towards her. Unfortunately
for him he's cut short by some army looking dudes who zap him into
unconsciousness with an electrical TASER stungun.

The Slayerettes are all hanging out at The Bronze, even Giles shows up.
Verooka's singing again tonight and Oz sits mesmerised, even Xander and
Giles seem to be transfixed by her "remarkable presence".

Willow and Oz awake together, before heading off to class Will' explains
Oz'll have to lock himself up that night as she'll be attending an oncampus
Wicca thing. Buffy's done well in class, her reward is to do extra work
and lead a discussion group. (?? Reward ??)

Verooka invites Oz to share her lunch table. Willow arrives but feels left
out of their music talk. Oz and Verooka go their seperate ways, the lone
Willow then joined by the newly arrived Buffy. Willow's worried about Oz's
seeming attraction to Verooka. Buffy assures her that Oz isn't the kind of
guy who'd stray from the nest. That night Oz locks himself in his cage,
without a Willow to keep watch over him. Professor Maggie Walsh, finishes
up some work late, and while walking oncampus late that night sees two wild
dogs engaged in a fierce fight.

The next morning Oz awakes outside amongst the shrubbery, naked and lying
next to a similarly (un)-clothed Verooka. The deep scratches they both
bear testify to an intense night together. They raid a laundryroom for
some clothes. Oz wonders how he escaped from his cage. Verooka wonders
how someone's got Oz so "domesticated" that he'll even allow himself to be
caged.

Verooka's hot ! She wants to get it on with Oz again (in human form this
time) right there in the laundryroom. Willow returns from her Wicca thing
and searches out Oz in his room. She's interested in some carnal action
but Oz rejects her outright, even before she can get the shirt off of him
(perhaps he's worried how he'd explain a back covered in claw scratch marks
?). Willow leaves Oz's room feeling rejected, disappointed, and sexually
frustrated. Buffy's heard reports of "two wild dogs" fighting and asks
Giles to do some checking up.

Willow's feeling jealous and worried about the Oz/Verooka situation. She
heads off to the Harris household and seeks out Xander's counsel. Buffy
finds Oz to see if he can shed any light on the "two wild dogs" thing, she
finds him repairing his broken cage door. Oz claims to have ne relavent
info for her.

Oz spends that day alone in his room. Willow meanwhile is alone too,
amongst the college crowd. As evening approaches Verooka seeks out Oz,
they end up locked in his cage together. This is apparently good.
Although things don't appear quite as good when Willow turns up the next
morning, having brought breakfast for Oz, to find his naked body entwined
with Verooka's. Willow's spittin' chips and Oz's explanation just falls on
deaf ears.

Willow is utterly shattered. She's staggering 'round in a dreamlike state,
and Riley only just manages to save her from being runover by a car. B.
sees Willow safely back to their dormroom and then goes out in search of
Verooka.

Come late arvo, a bad tempered Willow's working some dark Mojo on the wild
ones.

Buffy and Oz are patrolling the campus grounds trying to sniff out
Verooka's scent. They become split up when Buffy runs smack-bang into
'masked commando guy'. Oz goes on ahead and arrives just as Verooka's
about to have some Willa for dinner. Oz and Verooka bitch at each other
awhile before the fisticuffs start. As the sun sets they both wolf out,
still locked in a lunatics deadly embrace. Oz eventually prevails and
chows down on some she-wolf. He's about to have a piece of
Jewish-Wicca-Girl dessert, when Buffy arrives onscene with a dart rifle.
Ozwolf has a bit of a bye-byes as Buffy comforts a rapidly disintegrating
Willow.

At the Slayer and Watcher mini debriefing session, B. informs Giles about
'masked-commando-guy' and expresses her fears regarding Willow's fragile
emotional state.

Willow visits Oz in his room, he's throwing a few things in a bag. A few
gentle words, a brief hug, and he's gone. Out the door, and out of
Willow's life. Into his van ( a moments pause for second thoughts) then
drives off down the road.

Willow remains, alone in Oz's room, crying her eyes out.


Catherine Jemma 10 March y2k

I have two reviews for you. No I didn't rush them either. I did one last
night when there was crap on tv and another this morning.

It will be about a week before I send you more reviews (Angel 1.06
onwards). I've got lots of chores to do tomorrow before going to Perth for
a few days then upon my return I'll have chores to catch up on again.

As stated earlier these are close to being my favourite episodes so far.
Although I think that honour is currently held by eps 4.09 Something Blue
and 4.10 Hush and A1.10 Parting Gifts


Buffy ep 4.07 The Initiative

RILEY and his tablemates are scoping out the talent in the cafetaria. A
blonde beauty attracts their attention. But what a klutz ! Poor ol' Buffy
manages to break every dispenser she touches, and then spill all her food
before making it safely back to a table.

SPIKE meanwhile is having an EVEN WORSE day. He regains consciousness
lying on the floor of a tiny all white prison cell. Measuring less than 3
metres square, and devoid of any internal fitments or furnishings, the
front face of the cell is safety-glass, and when he tries to break through,
Spike gets knocked for a six by an electric shock. White coated
technicians can be seen occasionally in the corridor outside the cell. The
large outer room seems to contain at least 20 (maybe more) cells, each with
a single vampire or demon trapped inside.

Buffy drops 'round to Giles' place, to inform him that patrol duties will
fall to him and Xander that night, because Buff's taking Willow (she who is
the Oz-less depressed black hole of the universe) to a party.

A trapdoor in the ceiling of the cell opens and a plastic sachet of blood
drops through. Spike's about to consume it when a vampire in a
neighbouring cell shouts a warning to him that it's drugged.

The lecture den of she-who-roars-like-a-lion (Professor Maggie Walsh), will
it seems, be without Daniel (Osborne) for ever more. B. has a few choice
words to say on the matter.

Giles is with Xander in his basement apartment, getting their weapons ready
for that night's patrol. There is some concern though, about whether or
not the fruit punch is upto the required standard.

Parker the Poophead is bigmouthing (and badmouthing) his conquest of Buffy.
Riley knocks him out cold with one punch. Riley seeks out Buffy in order
to ask her out. Willow's alone in their room, so Riley pumps her for info
that'll get him in good with Buff.

Two technicians in white labcoats remove an unconscious Spike from his
cell. He's only faking though, and gets the better of them, stealing an
electronic swipecard from one of them, which enables him to escape the
underground prison/laboratory facility. Spike returns to his old lair.
Harmony seems cold at first but within moments they're engaged in the
horizontal tango together. Buffy and Willow attend the party going on at
Riley's fraternity house. Riley tries to engage Buffy in conversation but
he's lost for words.

Xander, patrolling alone, comes across Harmony amongst a thicket of bushes,
doing the all-men-are-bastards-let's-burn-all-their-stuff trick. Xander
"the para-slayer" Harris takes on Harmony "Vampire-throat-ripper" Kendall
in a no-holds-barred fight. Stalemated at about the same stage as two 7
year old girls at a Sunday School picnic, they decide to call it quits and
mutually agree to back off and go their seperate ways. It came up in
conversation that Spike didn't even spend one full night back in Harmony's
arms, before zooming off to kill The Slayer. Xander's shocked to hear that
Spike is back in town, and out for Buffy's blood.

Riley has only just started a conversation with Buffy when Xander arrives
and makes an excuse to drag her away. Riley and a couple of his fraternity
housemates later head downstairs. Downstairs of their Frat-house is a huge
underground prison/laboratory complex. Special Agent Riley Finn is given
his orders. "Hostile # 17 has escaped !" So he and a number of other men,
all dressed in military garb, and going about equipped accordingly, leave
to search. Live capture is preferable, they're told, but staking is
permitted if necessary.

Buffy's patrolling in search of Spike is "compromising" the area of campus
that Agent Finn's troop wants to search. Riley discards his army kit and
"happens" across Buff. They then try to out-talk each other into making
the 'other' one return to their room. A scream is heard in the distance
and they both run off, in different directions.

Spike meanwhile has traced which dorm-room Buffy is registered in.
Knocking softly at the door, he's invited in by the half-asleep Willow.
Spike's looking forward to having a suckfest on Willow's neck, however he
is unable to perform. Even when they take a break for a while, and then
Willow tries offering gentle words of encouragement, it's all to no avail.


Willow's despondant. Shattered even. She's not even good enough tto be
vampire tucker. Does he want to fang only with Buffy and won't accept a
second choice Willow ? NO ! Spike assures her, he'd happily drain her dry
in a heartbeat, if he could. Willow makes a run for the door but the
lights go out and the door is locked. The military type guys have tracked
Spike down, and activated some security over-ride that blacks out the whole
dorm and locks all the doors. The Military guys make their way to Willow's
room and bust the door in. A fight ensues in the near pitch darkness, the
military guys having the benefit of nightvision glasses. The fight gets
even more confused when Buffy arrives and discharges an incendary flare,
temporarily blinding the military types. Spike manages to escape as Buffy
gets sidetracked fighting the military guys, before they beat their hasty
retreat.

The next day Riley and Buffy have a casual chat, while out walking oncampus
together. The previous night's action in the dormitory is put down to
being a fraternity stunt.

Review by Catherine Jemma 12 March y2k

Above this line for publication. OK Rebecca I'm all typed out for today
(It's taken over an hour to type this). So although it's already
handwritten you'll have to wait for tomorrow's logon for the next review,
ok.

OK here's today's review. Next reviews expect in about a week, ok.

Buffy ep 4.08 "Pangs"

Buffy accosts a vamp one dark night, and dusts him in 30 seconds flat. But
something's troubling her, a vibe, a feeling in the air. What we see (but
B. doesn't) is Angel lurking in the shrubbery, keeping an eye on his lil
ol' Buff.

Buffy, Willow and Anya are watching the groundbreaking ceremony for a new
university building. Xander's got a job weilding a shovel. Anya's come to
watch Xander's body muscles ripple and his skin gleam with beads of sweat.
She's imagining having sex with him "Right Now !" and isn't afraid to tell
everybody. The Professer making a speech waffles on about "our new
cultural center", "thanksgiving day" and "the melting pot", that has formed
modern (United States of) America. Willow's in wild disagreement though.
Her take on the situation is a bunch of invaders wiping out the original
inhabitants and taking over the land.

Xander and the work crew have only just started to dig when the ground
underneath them gives way. The "X"-man falls several metres into the
buried remains of an old church. He's unhurt though and is soon rescued.
It turns out to be the old SunnyDale Mission. Lost since an earthquake in
the early 1800's.

Buffy's mum's away, and Willow's mum refuses to have any part in
Thanksgiving Day festivities. So the girls put their heads together and
decide to organise their own Thanksgiving together. Willow's really keen
on NOT-inviting Anya (just 'cause Anyanka tried to get Willow eaten by a
vampire once) but Buffy says that if Xander comes then she'll be at his
side too. Everyone needs a home to go to.

Spike's staggering 'round in a bad way. He hasn't fed for yonks. The
military types are still cruisin' lookin' to give him a bruisin'. Xander
fails to make it to his work on day two. Anya finds him in his basement
apartment as sick as a dog. She removes his clothes and puts him to bed.

The Professor lady from the groundbreaking (who's name escapes me) is on
the phone, construction of the new building has been suspended while
investigations and study of the ruins of the old SunnyDale Mission takes
place. As the lady Prof hangs up the phone, her day is ruined, for the
rest of her life, by an "Indian" warrior bearing a stone knife and one
helluva bad attitude.

Will' and Buff sneak in and investigate the room where the lady was
lacerated. They notice that an exhibit is missing from a glass display
case. A Native American artifact, a stone knife.

Buffy's turned up at Giles' with bagloads of ingredients and tells Giles
what she's found out so far, about the Professor's murder. She leaves
Giles' place after funny vibes go through her again. After she's gone
Angel comes out of hiding in a backroom, he and Giles discuss what unusual
danger Buffy may be unwittingly about to face.

Willow and Buffy are chasing down some last minute ingredients (because
Buffy wants the Thanksgiving dinner to be as authentic and complete as
possible). Riley happens by and Willow slopes off so's he and B. can make
eyes at each other. Angel grabs Willow in the coffee shop. He's big on
dire warnings but pretty scant on the details. Meanwhile Riley refuses
Buff's invitation to her thanksgiving dinner, he tells her he's got a last
minute flight home to Iowa ("that's one of the ones in the middle, right
?") to spend Thanksgiving with his family. As he says "Home's the place
that when you have to go there, they have to take you in".

Unfortuunately for Spike, Harmony hasn't heard that saying. She's been
busy reading contempary feminist literature. Even though Spike's at
death's door, she doesn't want him back at hers. He halfway manages to
seduce her, before she comes at him with a wooden stake. He staggers away.
Spike's shattered, she wouldn't even rustle him up someone to eat.

Buffy seeks out an old Catholic priest who she hopes has information on the
history of the original SunnyDale Mission. The priest refuses to help her
though. On account of him being dead and rather cut up about the whole
thing. Buff takes on a Native American Warrior guy, whom she busted doin'
the dirty on the poor padre'. He transforms into animal incarnation and
wings it.

Back at Giles' place preparations for the dinner are going on swimmingly,
when comes a gentle knock upon his door. It's Willow with history
textbooks and EVEN MORE ingredients (slaying must be hungry work). Will's
found out that the old mission building was used to confine 'Indians'
before the white settlers butchered them all. Giles and Willow have a full
on blue over how to deal with their Native American Spirit Warrior menace.
A second knock at the door, and it's Anya there, propping up Xander The
Dreadfully Sick.

Meanwhile Angry Spirit Warrior Guy steals a bunch of ancient weapons. He
does a spell to summon forth a bunch of his yobbo mates.

At Giles' a huge argument regarding what to do about the Native Warrior
Spirit Vengeance Guy is underway, when there's a THIRD knock at the door.
Buffy opens the door. Aparently nobody's there. Suddenly Spike leaps into
the doorway, cowering from the Sun's rays under a smoking blanket. Giles
hands Buff a nice sharp stake. Spike's beggin' 'em for an invitation
inside. Willow assures them all that Spike is now thoroughly impotent. A
truce is undertaken whereupon Spike is invited inside and tied up, in
return he promises to tell them all he knows about the local soldier boys
that they keep running into. The slayerettes are still arguing about how
to deal with the spirit warrior menace. Spike sums up in a nutshell, in 30
seconds flat, Southern Californian history. (Well he's had a hundred years
to think about it).

Willow and Anya-Xander go to warn the college Dean that he may be the next
one in line for the chop. While they're away a native warrior raiding
party has Giles' place under armed attack. The three slayerettes race back
to Giles'. Their best efforts don't help out the fight much though until
Angel arrives and takes care of a few of the bad guys. Buffy's busy
fighting for her life inside the house so never sees Angel outside taking
care of the mobs of badguys out there. Eventually Buffy manages to kill
the chief spirit warrior guy, using his own ceremonial knife. All the
other spirit warriors instantly dissappear.

Everyone has a big feed of Thanksgiving dinner, (except of course Spike who
sits tied up at an empty place setting, at their table). Xander lets the
cat out of the bag over Angel (which ultimately becomes the cause behind
the crossover episode Angel 1.08).

Review by Catherine Jemma 14 March y2k

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

ANGEL ep 1.04 review

Hello again

Actually I see on the ng a very thorough review of Angel ep 1.01 posted by
a Robbie Mathews I think. It's an excellent review, but also so very
thorough that nothing is left to the imagination. Probably not a worry if
you've already seen the said episode. But a total and absolute spoiler for
anyone who hasn't. Still it's an excellent review, I suggest you check it
out.

Here is my review for your website, below this line is intended for
publication.

Cordy and Doyle are discussing the team's lack of money due to Angel's lack
of wanting to charge for their services. Doyle gets another premonition,
and so Angel sets off.

At her workplace, a huge bunch of flowers arrives for "Melissa". Obviously
another case of excessive attention from an unwanted admirer. This puts
poor Melissa into a bit of a state. She heads off to the bathroom and
gobbles down a few pills before making a run for the basement parking
garage. She runs across Angel down there, he manages to have a few words
with her and gives her one of his businesscards. But she's out of her
mind, like a frightened rabbit, she hops into her car and does a runner.

Melissa stops at an ATM for some cash, but the machine doesn't seem to like
her today. She's still trying to get the machine to work for her when an
older man, "Ronald" steps up. He changed her PIN number "for her own
good". Apparently Ronald and Melissa went out on one date, once, and ever
since then he's been stalking her.

Melissa attends at Angel's office. She seems to be a bit sparse on details
though. "I know he's watching me, I can feel him watching me" sort of
thing. The A Team though are won over, they agree to take on the case,
reckoning that T.P.T.B only send messages to Doyle where Angel's help is
essential. Doyle does duty as a bodyguard while Angel heads off to the
copshop to speak to Detective Kate Lockley.

Kate pulls the paperwork, which describes how previously Melissa had indeed
lodged a complaint for stalking against Ronald. However because he was a
respected doctor and surgeon, and without any real evidence (and with legal
threats from the law firm of Wolfram and Hart) the case had to be dropped.

Angel sneaks into Doc Ronald's office and is having a poke around when the
doctor walks in on him. Angel gives a false name and spins a yarn about
his wife urgently needing a near impossible operation to save her life.
Angel leaves after surrepticiously pocketing a 'new age' type book.
Cordy's in a hospital cafetaria trying to dig up some dirt on The Doc,
Angel chases up the author of the new age book. A reclusive type guy, who
some years before had got to know the doctor quite well, and was downright
spooked out of his mind by him.

At night while she's in bed, Ronald breaks into Melissa's apartment (well
more or less). He sexually interferes with the sleeping Melissa. She
slowly awakes and then starts to scream her head off when she twigs as to
what's happening to her. A nearby black-and-white unit (assigned by
Detective Kate Lockley) hears the screaming and the cop goes in to
investigate.. He quickly searches her apartment but finds nothing. The
cop is then trying to calm down the hysterical Melissa, when old Doc Ronald
attacks the cop from behind, quickly gaining the upper hand. Melissa
(screaming, as per her usual state, of late) runs from her apartment
straight into Angel, as he arrives outside. Kate arrives with
re-inforcements, Ronald is nowhere to be found, although the cop lies dead
on Melissa's apartment floor.

Angel arranges a meet with Ronald at his doctor's offices (ostensibly
regarding his wife's surgery). But as soon as Angel arrives it's obvious
that somehow the Ronald's onto him. Doc Ronald shoots Angel full of an
experimental animal tranquiliser and leaves him to die on the floor.
Meanwhile Melissa's been filled up on whiskey and crashed out on Angel's
bad, watched over by Cordelia and Doyle.

Despite the best efforts of Cordy and Doyle, Ronald gains entry to Angel's
apartment. He roughs up Cordy and locks her in a closet, while slinging
Doyle down into the sewer tunnels. Ronald confronts Melissa in person,
face to face. She's not afraid anymore, she's past being afraid. Melissa
stares him down and gives him a severe talking to. The good doc's about to
cut Melissa up real bad, using a surgical scalpel he has handy, when Angel
arrives, much to the doctor's surprise. Angel then gets to bust Ronald up
a bit.

Later he details to Cordelia and Doyle how he's sorted out the old doctor,
good and proper. Melissa arrives at Angel's office. She's not a sucker
for punishment anymore, she's got control of her life back, and she's not
going to swallow any more rubbish. Some minor trouble with a "Bill" is
quickly cleared up and Melissa departs after giving Angel a potplant.
Doyle wants a drink "to celebrate" and leaves with Cordy, although Angel
prefers to stay behind at the office that day.

Catherine Jemma 21 Feb y2k

ANGEL ep 1.03 "In The Dark" review

ANGEL ep 1.03 "In The Dark"

The teaser opens with Angel saving yet another Damsel in distress down a
dark dingy alleyway, one night in downtown L.A. Some distance away, the
alleyway is being spied upon by Spike, muttering away to himself.

Oz turns up at the Angel Investigations office, where Cordelia recognises
him instantly. As talkative as he ever is, pleasantries are exchanged and
The Ring (which is The Gem of Omara) is handed over. (Note that this is a
minor crossover episode with Buffy 4.03).

The Damsel phones up, the police have let her violently abusive ex
boyfriend out of jail. Angel's about to cruise off to her in The
Angelmobile when Spike jumps him in his garage. They make with the
pummeling on each other. Spike wants The Gem of Omara, and no whimpy
little goody twoshoes Angel is going to come between him and the ring.
Cordy and Doyle enter the garage, and moments later Spike makes his escape.

At Angel's suggestion, Cordy and Doyle hide out at Doyle's apartment.
Meanwhile Doyle phones around to a few of his underworld contacts, trying
to get a bead on where Spike may be hiding out. Following a lead Doyle has
come up with, Angel sets out seeking Spike's hide-y hole. Angel is
cornered in an alleyway, overpowered and enchained by Spike and his evil
assistant. Taken to an old warehouse that's been set up as a torture
chamber. This is NOT, going to be one of Angel's better days. Spike
leaves Angel alone with the torturer, a sadistic vampire bastard, who comes
across like a deranged "Dr Mengeler".

Spike goes to Angel HQ and tosses the place seeking the ring, which Angel
didn't have on him when captured (he'd hidden it earlier). Cordelia and
Doyle have got worried because Angel's been out of contact for too long,
returning to the office they run into Spike there. He tells them to bring
the ring to a certain warehouse at sunset, or else he'll kill Angel.

Cordelia and Doyle search Angel's apartment to no avail. They then check
out the rat infested swers underneath. Doyle surrepticiously uses his
enhanced senses to sniff out the ring's hiding place. Later when they meet
up with Spike, they throw the ring towards him and are about to collect
Angel when Spike renegs on his side of the bargain and is about to kill
Angel anyway.

Suddenly a large van containing Oz crashes through the warehouse door. The
Angel team grab Angel up (who's in a severely bad way) push him into the
back of the van, and effect a high speed getaway. Spike searches the
warehouse floor looking for the ring, only to discover that his assistant,
that nasty torturer guy, has doublecrossed him and decamped with "his"
ring. Spike has a few choice words to say about this.

Despite his substantial injuries, Angel insists on the van being turned
around and going to a particular seaside pier where he thinks the (now
nearly invincible) vampire torturer guy may have been headed to engage in
some casual daytime mayhem.

Angel takes the biggest risk he's ever taken in his life, in an all out
fight with his torturer. Eventually Angel does prevail, and the torturer
guy is toast, well, ash.

Angel has a pretty cruise-y few hours, soaking up the sun. That evening he
stands atop a building prattling on philosophical mumbo-jumbo to Doyle,
while watching his first sunset in over 200 years.

There is a small (ok very small) amount of doubt in my mind as to what
happens in the final scene. At the moment when Angel's gaze is averted,
Doyle makes a quite specific and un-natural movement of his hand. Now I
don't know for sure, but '*if* Doyle was a cheat at cards in his younger
days, could he have been..........?

Catherine Jemma 14 Feb y2k

ANGEL ep 1.02 "Lonely Hearts" review

You'll also notice a handful of
unusual (sometimes American) terminologies used occasionally. Also, and
you'll appreciate this more if you've actually seen the eps yourself, I
have often worded certain phrases very specifically to sidestep major
spoilers. (Example, re Angel ep one, Russell is actually a vampire and he
was still sitting on the office chair when Angel booted it out through the
highrise plate glass window, however I especially didn't want to give
"everything" away, eh.



ANGEL ep 1.02 "...Lonely Hearts"

Hangin' around the office with nothing to do, Doyle's trying to summon the
courage to ask Cordelia out on a date. However suddenly Doyle has a
premonition regarding a nightclub called "D'Oblique". No other details
being forthcoming, the team from "Angel Investigations" cruise the club,
handing out the business cards that Cordy's had printed.

Perhaps their technique needs some finetuning. Angel starts talking to a
pretty girl, but his foot seems to be in his mouth most of the time.
Meanwhile some creep asks Cordelia what the going rate is, if he wants her
for just an hour. Not surprisingly this leads to a bar room brawl.
Nothing else of consequence occurs that night, so the Angel team agree the
night's been a total washout.

The following day, Team Angel do research on the internet and it seems that
a number of young women have gone missing near the D'Oblique nightclub. In
one case at least, "eviscerated" remains were later found.

Angel cruises the club again that evening. Cordy and Doyle are back at
base camp leafing through ancient books, seeing what the world has to offer
in the way of eviscerating demons and other such nasties. While examining
an old drawing of a particularly grotesque fellow, Cordelia declares her
total hatred for all demons. The conversation isn't really headed in the
direction Doyle was hoping.

Angel has traced a girl from the club to her apartment. He enters to find
her spread across the bed, in a somewhat eviscerated state. Across the
room, an (apparent) young man is just putting his clothes back on. Angel
and the demon have an un-man to un-man talk followed by a fight that near
wrecks the apartment. The demon escapes just as "Kate Lockley", a pretty
young police detective, working undercover at the club, arrives. Needless
to say she believes that Angel's the killer. Angel knocks her 'round just
enough to facilitate his escape. The Angel team meet up at Cordy's
apartment, to exchange the information they've come up with and form an
action plan.

Angel phones Kate at the copshop and arranges to meet her at the club that
evening. She's tricked into going into a storeroom out back, where the
demon knocks the wind out of her and is about to really spoil her day,
when Angel strikes the demon from behind and knocks him away.

Angel and the demon do their best to bash the stuffing out of each other.
The demon gets away but Angel catches up with him in an alleyway outside.
The ensuing fight is heated, the demon getting a little more heated than he
would have liked. Kate runs up and puts a few rounds into the demon with
her service revolver. Probably not terribly effective, but it would've
made her feel better.

Detective Kate Lockley and Angel, come to a reconciliation and agreement,
of sorts.

Catherine Jemma 9 Feb y2k




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ANGEL ep 1.01 "City of..." review

This review is a little longer, but I reckon that's ok, 'cause it's the
first ep of a new series

You have my permission to publish this on your webpage and to edit it
reasonably

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ANGEL ep 1.01 "City of....."

Angel's in a bar, drowning the sorrows of his broken heart. A pretty girl
leaves with some shadey looking characters, Angel tails them at a distance.

In the alley outside the bar, the girl is about to donate blood to an
un-worthy cause, when Angel arrives on-scene. He wipes the floor with the
nasty guys, before abrubtly taking his leave. (He really did want to stay
and lick her wounds clean for her).

Angel returns home to his basement apartment, to find an intruder. A bloke
calling himself "Doyle" claims to be a messenger for "the powers that be".
Doyle has a mission for them, saving lives and souls. He's had a
premonition. He gives Angel a scrap of paper with a firstname and the name
of a coffeeshop scrawled on if.

Angel gets talking to the waitress there, Tina. He waits outside for her
to get off work. As she's owed some money by a girlfriend, Angel gives her
a ride to a Hollywood party, where she hopes to collect. At the party
Angel bumps into Cordelia Chase and they briefly exchange pleasantries.

As Angel and Tina leave the party they are jumped by a couple of heavies
who snatch Tina. Angel chases the guys and catches up with them in the
basement parking garage. He gives them a bit of a spanking. Tina hops
into his car and they zoom off to his apartment, where he sets Tina a place
to sleep for the night.

Before going off to sleep, Tina says she's been having boyfriend trouble
with "Russell". She's left him but he's obsessive and won't let go of her.
While she sleeps, Angel does some research and finds that Russell might
indeed have murdered his last girlfriend who tried to leave him.

In the morning when Tina awakes she is frightened and paranoid. She gets
it in her head, that Angel may be secretly working for Russell. Tina runs
out the upstairs door, Angel follows and as a shaft of direct sunlight
strikes him, he fangs up and starts to burn. He retreats quickly but
Tina's seen him do his monster impression.

Returning to her pokey apartment to pack her stuff, Tina is surprised by
Russell. He says all the right things to sweet talk her. Oh yeah he kills
her right after that of course. Later Angel arrives. He enters her
apartment (which he can, un-invited, because: ) Tina lies dead on the
floor. After examining the wounds to her body, he leaves and drops-a-dime
to 911, for the bodybag brigade. Returning to his own apartment, he gets
Doyle to help him with research.

Meanwhile Russell's shopping for a new bit of skirt, to rough up. His gaze
falls upon some videotape containing footage of Cordelia.

Angel and Doyle's research has turned up some info on Russell, a wealthy
businessman.

That evening a stretch limo calls for Cordelia and whisks her off to
Russell's mansion. Angel and Doyle arrive outside the mansion's security
gates a few minutes later, and Angel "talks" the guard into letting him in.

Just as Russell is about to kill Cordy, Angel arrives. He gives Russ a wee
bit of a slap around, and then runs interference with Russell's
triggerhappy bodyguards, as he and Cordelia make their escape.

The next day, Angel seeks out Russell in his towerblock luxury office
suite. Angel boots an office chair out through a 40th storey plateglass
window. This leaves Russell, not; a happy chap-py.

Later back at Angel's building, Cordelia seems to have taken over the floor
above Angel's basement apartment. She's declared that they're now a team,
and elected herself secretary and chief organiser.

Doyle, with all the sensitivity and finesse we've come to expect of him,
remarks to Angel, that he thinks Cordelia is "a right stiffener".

Catherine Jemma 8 Feb y2k

BUFFY ep 4.04 "Fear, Itself" review

Just a sidenote re my earlier review. I might have been in error on a minor
point. The reference for the ep where Willow's spell converted theVengeance
Demon Anyanka into human form might have been ep 3.09 The Wish and not ep
3.16 Dopplegangland as I earlier suggested.

You may just want to delete the bracketed reference from my earlier review.

I hereby give you permission to publish the following review on your
website and you may edit it reasonably.

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ep 4.04 Fear, Itself

As the Slayerettes are happily engaged in carving pumpkin heads for
Hallowe'en, Buffy is severely depressed at having been dumped by Parker.
She's so broken up inside that the next day when she sees Parker in the
cafetaria, she does a bail.

Anya seeks out Xander in his basement apartment. "You haven't called" she
says, "It's been a whole week since we copulated". Xander invites Anya out
with him and the gang, to the Hallowe'en festivities that evening.

Oz helps a Fraternity install a high powered sound system for their
Frat-house. Amongst the Hallowe'en party decorations and props, a
Pentagram is being drawn onto the floor. Nicking his finger while
installing a loudspeaker, some drops of Oz's blood fall within the
Pentagram.

That evening Oz and Willow join up with Buffy and Xander and together
wander along towards the Frat-house party. On the way they see a group in
paramilitary costumes armed with realistic looking assault weapons. Upon
entering the Frat-house, the groundfloor seems to be deserted, although
frightening sounds fill the air. Anya arrives a few minutes later, but
can't get in because the house now has no external front door. She looks
around just in time to see the windows disappearing too.

Anya leaves and seeks out Giles' help. He quickly packs a carrybag with
supplies. Meanwhile things in the Frat-house are getting weirder.

The Slayerettes while exploring, become seperated. Oz commences to wolf
out. Willow tries to use witchcraft, to help find the others. But that
idea doesn't go as planned. Xander seems to have become invisible, while
Buffy has a run in with some bad dudes.

Arriving outside the house, Giles selects what he needs to create a
doorway, from within his carrybag. He enters the house accompanied by
Anya, but they too become trapped as the doorway instantly disappears
behind them. The meet up with the other 4 Slayerettes, now back together.


Willow has found an old book, from which the Pentagram was copied. She and
Giles try to make sense of it's archaic language. Before they have time to
seek a solution their way, Buffy acts impetuously, inadvertantly summoning
forth the Fear Demon in full physical form.

Prompted by Giles, and using a non-standard Slayer technique, Buffy manages
to overcome the demon.

Catherine Jemma, 7 Feb y2k

BUFFY ep 4.02 and 4.03 reviews

OK I've got 2 for you. No I didn't rush them, I did one last night when
Parkinson was on. I only have 2 channels here, ABC and GWN (= ch 7 clone,
Prime), and that had sport on.

So I did one B ep last night and one this morning

As per the first review I tried to be vague enough in places so as not to
give everything away, however I recommend you web header page containing
some sort of spoiler warning "The following reviews contain some spoilers"
or etc

As usual it is written in my regular style with the use of commas, hyphens
etc as I see fit.


BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ep 4.02 Living Conditions

Rooming with Cathy is bugging Buff, big time. Not quite the roomy from
hell, but Cathy's obsessive compulsive behaviour is driving Buffy to
distraction.

Struggling to find an excuse to leave on her nightly patrolling, Buffy
claims she's going for a coffee, but Cathy tags along anyway. On a dark
campus path, a demon attacks them from behind. Buffy shoves Cathy out of
the way, into some shrubbery, and smacks the demon 'round a bit. The demon
runs off before Cathy regains her senses and climbs out from amongst the
bushes.

Cathy even crowds in on Buffy's personal space in the cafetaria, when she
squeezes in on the Slayerettes table at lunchtime. Buffy chatted with a
guy at lunch, later Cathy seems to be moving in on him too.

The Slayerettes are concerned that Buffy is losing the plot mentally and
going off the deep end. Cathy's irritating behaviour is in danger of
costing her a right pounding and maybe worse. Oz accompanies Buffy on
patrol that night, in order to keep an eye on her deteriorating mental
state.

The next morning, Buffy having seen Cathy having a girl to girl chat with
Willow, tells Willow she intends to kill Cathy. Willow "drops-a-dime" and
dobs in Buffy's homicidal intentions to Giles. Xander, Oz and Giles
conspire to capture Buffy and tie her up in Giles' apartment. Giles then
leaves to continue his research on the original demon attacker. Buffy
escapes her bonds and overcomes Oz and Xander, leaving them unconscious on
the floor.

Buffy returns to her room to have it out once and for all with Cathy.
Giles returns to his apartment, to find Buffy gone and the 2 guys nursing
sore heads. His research has turned up some disturbing information. Giles
and Willow together try an incantation.

The catfight between Cathy and Buffy rapidly become serious and violent.
Cathy seems to be getting the upper hand, when the dorm-rroom door bursts
open and Cathy's Dad storms in. He is NOT a happy man, and insists that his
runaway offspring return with him to the family home where she belongs.

Buffy gets assigned a new room-mate, but her nerves are still on a knife
edge. Will things be any better after all ??

Catherine Jemma, 6 Feb y2k

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ep 4.03 The Harsh Light Of Day

Buffy's been seeing a lot of a guy called Parker lately. After a night out
at the student bar, Buffy and Parker leave together. As Willow leaves the
bar, she is attacked right outside, by Melody, a girl she knew from
Sunnydale High last year. Oz arrives and helps fight her off.

Just as Buffy and Parker reach her dorm-room door, Oz and Willow run up and
relate what's just happened. Meanwhile Harmony's returned home and begs
her boyfriend to kill Willow for her. But he's not interested in girlie
squabbles. He's got more important work on his mind.

Anya (the vengeance demon whom Willow turned mortal by a spell, in the
earlier episode 3:16 Dopplegangland) re-appears on the scene and starts
bugging Xander. She wants Xander and she wants sex, and there ain't
nothin' gonna stand in her way !

Buffy and Parker run across Spike and Melody in the student bar. Buffy
chases them outside and a brief fight ensues. Spike backs off and Melody
threatens they'll be back stronger and deadlier, when they've found the
magic jewel they're seeking.

Later, Buffy meets up with Parker again. They go back to his room, where
his slick talking seduces her. Meanwhile Anya has waylaid Xander in his
basement aprtment, and seduced him, well and truely.

The next morning when Buffy arrives back at her dorm room, Willow and Giles
are already waiting for her, with worrying news.

Melody's perpetual bimbo-headedness, has driven Spike to the edge. They
discover the cache of jewels they're seeking and grab a handful each.
Melody finally pisses off Spike to the max and he rams a stake through her,
in a moment of fury.

Buffy has wondered why Parker hasn't phoned or got back to her in the last
couple of days. Then she sees him getting friendly with another girl on
the campus grounds. She accosts him and he as good as admits that he was
just using her for sex.

Buffy has barely had a moment for that shattering revelation to sink in,
when as she turns around she is suddenly and unexpectedly attacked by
Spike, right there in the campus grounds. He is very strong now and even
staking him doesn't seem to be slowing him down much. The fight is very
vicious indeed but Buffy finally manages to take the protective jewel away
from Spike, now vulnerable, he runs away.

Later, at a meeting of the Slayerettes, it is agreed that Oz will take the
gem for safekeeping.

As the episode closes, 3 lonely women, all having just lost the men in
their lives, are seen wandering aiimlessly 'round the campus grounds.

Catherine Jemma, 6 Feb y2k

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cheers








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BUFFY ep review 4.01 "The Freshman"

When these BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER eps had aired in USA but before Australian airings, I did some reviews from videotapes I obtained direct from the USA. The fan website where these reviews were originally posted has been defunct for some time now. I found my magnetic floppy disc with my own backups so here they are (i haven't corrected them, or re-edited them, save for cutting off the original email headers and footers).

My Original review follows

I have been deliberately vague in places and especially not given away
major spoilers , but have included what I think is plenty of details to
make the review interesting (for example Eddie becomes turned into a
vampire and is killed by Buffy, as is the female vamp Sunday, howvere I
avoided naming them as the one's she got, in my review)

NOTE That it is a deliberate part of my writing style to use commas and
hyphens more than average. I do this to make things read in a more
true-to-verbal style.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, ep 4.01 The Freshman

The teaser opens with Buffy and Willow in a graveyard and Buffy seems to
have well lost her focus, Slayerwise.

At the episode opening, over a background of lonesome and lonely music, we
see Buffy wandering around lost and well out of her depth, at UC*D college
orientation day <<logo>>>

Willow though is in her element and already has herself 100 % organised.
At the University bookshop Buffy has a run-in with a spunky young Tutorial
Assistant. Buffy is instantly attracted to him, but he seems only to have
eyes for the more academic Willow.

Buffy doesn't much like her new room-mate and wishes that she and Willow
had been assigned a room together.

Day one of classes doesn't start at all well, when Buffy gets booted out of
her lecture by a grumpy professor. Her second class is only marginally
better, the professor there's a hard nosed bitch, who barks her words out
to the class. But at least the ol' Buffmeister makes it through the class.

Later, lost on the campus at night, Buffy has a chance encounter with a
nice freshman boy called Eddie. The next day he fails to show up for class.
He has supposedly dropped out of school but Buffy isn't so sure.

The next night, Buffy is attacked by a group of vampires. She takes out one
of them, but their leader, a female vamp named Sunday, fair whips Buffy's
butt. Buffy escapes with her life, barely. She is injured and thoroughly
humiliated.

Buffy skips college for the day and returns home for a time-out and to
regain her composure. Unfortunately there's no place for her there, her
bedroom's already been taken over (by her mother for storage).

Returning to her college dorm-room she finds she's been "dissappeared". ie
someone has nicked all her stuff, and left a "I've dropped out of college
and run away" note, with her name forged on the bottom.

Buffy wanders around, she's at her lowest ebb ever, when she runs across
Xander. He helps her regain some of her focus. "Let's put this bitch in
the ground" he says and they head off together.

They discover where the vampires might be hiding and go for a reccy. Xander
goes away to secure weapons leaving Buffy to keep an eye on the vampires
lair. She drops in on them, weapon-less, a bit earlier than planned.

The battle starts poorly for Buffy, but she regains her focus partway
through the fight, killing 2 vampires while 2 others escape. Moments later
Xander arrives with weapons and reinforcements. But it's all over, Buffy's
back to her good old Slayer self and her confidence in her slayer abilities
has returned.

As Buffy and the Slayerettes reclaim her belongings from the lair, and
return to her room, we see that one of the vampires that escaped, running
away through another part of the campus grounds, is stunned unconscious, by
an electrical "Taser" gun, and taken captive by a group of masked men.

Review by Catherine Jemma 3 Feb y2k




"It's just fate, Mom.
I'm The Slayer. Accept it."

B, ex BTVS ep 2.22 @ 18 m